so i get 200 bucks knocked off next months rent because it took 2 days to replumb my entire kitchen after i complained about get this a leaky faucet
it takes three days for ants to starve to death...so what have you been doing with your time?
so i was fired 12 days ago and didn't find out until today when i go in to see what was going on with my schedule....hows that for an office space moment
reason for being fired is I'm a suspected hacker with questionable ethics
reason for being fired is I'm a suspected hacker with questionable ethics
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ryah:
i would totally call in sick, if i had a job. but i don't! so everyday is a sick day.
speaking of not having a job, sorry you lost yours. we can be unemployed together.
speaking of not having a job, sorry you lost yours. we can be unemployed together.
ryah:
actually, i think i'm destroying the world's supply of pears this weekend. i'll race you.
TWO WEEKS!
dovienya:
Ohhhh, shit! 
Time to start scheduling interviews?
Hey, chinese new years stuff going on this sunday morning/afternoon if you're interested?
Time to start scheduling interviews?
Hey, chinese new years stuff going on this sunday morning/afternoon if you're interested?
prophetnoise:
Blind Onion Pizza
i havent been to work in a week hows that for senority
I HAVE INTERNET! 
AND A FERRARI
AND A FERRARI
gregweed:
So, you ended up buying that laptop then?
mneylu:
niiiice
just dropping by to say thanks for the comment on my set! a belated thanks i know, but appreciated!!
just dropping by to say thanks for the comment on my set! a belated thanks i know, but appreciated!!
drink before work
that is all
that is all
gregweed:
I will destroy you with my fists of fury.
That is all.
That is all.
i have the 10th 11th 12th and 13tth off for my 22nd b day whos coming with me? and where
chase:
i clearly need one of them
gregweed:
Are you done being sick yet so we can get post b-day hammered?