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i just decided i was a swinger, seeing as how i just like fucking and i don't like relationships, when suddenly, i finally met this guy who i was uninterested in, who completely radiates dork. But he likes squirrels and has a mountain man beard and isn't a complete idiot! Oh, he's so cute and i am completely not his type... why does that always happen to me? He speaks in Binary while i count the stars. Seriously. WTF, mate.