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So...
i'm going to kill one of my roommates. We're kicking him out. Giggity.

And we're hopefully getting a new roommate, yay! Which is his best friend. The guy we're kicking out's best friend. He's on LSD at the moment... and the meat grinder's name is Hobart. "You should look for that thing about poking brains things" i want to scream. But i won't. Vaginas!

So, we went onward...
Okay, so... the point of this was...
i woke up this morning and my roommate Sam was sleeping... really late, later than usual. So i thought "Well, maybe he's dead!" And i felt this sense of relief and happiness! i just hoped that he would still be asleep whenever i got home from work, but about an hour later he got up and went to the bathroom.
i think i'll buy him a box of sleeping pills and secretly leave it in his room... because i know he'll take the whole box in one night.
It probably won't kill him, but he would sleep for a long time and i would get to have a break from him... and i'm making him clean up his own shit when he shits his pants!

i'm a cunt.
XD