I've just done something that I've never done before. It was long overdue but it made me feel way the fuck better. I wrote some hate mail to Proctor & Gamble about their fucking Pepto Bismol commercials. I cannot stand that shit anymore...it's gotten to the point where I actually yell at the TV and switch the channel to anything else as fast as I can. I don't know who the marketing genius is who decided that a jingle like that would attract potential new clients but I hope it did the opposite. As for me...solemny swear to never, ever purchase the pink stuff...
Now...glad that's outta the system. Can't really think of anything else to bitch about at the present time. Anxiously awaiting my Magic Bullet so I can make "party drinks" for my one-man party. I also wanna liquify a bunch of random things I have in my fridge....lettuce, egg shells, a beet, severed thumb, bread, etc...
I've discovered that the channel Drive In has been playing episodes of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein....circa 1971 ...wow...and I guess it's also available on Amazon.com...if anyone out there remembers that show, please, don't be shy. It's on at 5am Eastern.
Smell ya later...
Now...glad that's outta the system. Can't really think of anything else to bitch about at the present time. Anxiously awaiting my Magic Bullet so I can make "party drinks" for my one-man party. I also wanna liquify a bunch of random things I have in my fridge....lettuce, egg shells, a beet, severed thumb, bread, etc...
I've discovered that the channel Drive In has been playing episodes of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein....circa 1971 ...wow...and I guess it's also available on Amazon.com...if anyone out there remembers that show, please, don't be shy. It's on at 5am Eastern.
Smell ya later...

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user304975207:
ew. the pee. ew.
user304975207:
It should! Its on either USA, TNT, Comedy Central or Spike almost all the time.