anywayyouneedme

So this one time, Lisa and I went over to our friend Aaron's house and were smokin bud in the back of Lisa's truck with Aaron and Ashley... and their dad came out pretty wasted and made us leave. So we went to a park in front of Lisa's ex-boyfriend's house and got naked and smoked up on the slide. Then we wrote a letter to her ex and signed it as this girl that sucked him off that we don't like. We also called his house numerous times through out the night asking for him and telling his mom that it was this girl. She got kind of mad. Just for kicks, we called 1-800-FLOWERS and asked for him and told the woman that it was this girl too. We eventually got bored so we went to Waffle House and told them that we were out camping and a bear ate our money. They gave us coffee and suprised us with a grilled cheese with pickles on the side. When we got bored, we went to Denny's and blew up condom balloons for the hot girl that works there. Then we got bored so we went back to the park and had sex in the back of Lisa's truck, then went to the lake to look for turtles as the sun came up.