Friday Dec 05, 2003

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so, after enjoying the proliferation of Adam Sandler stickers that were at pirate's last night, I came home and put my "MAN-WHORE" sticker on the first available flat surface in a semi-drunken haze.

this morning I wake up and see a piece of junk mail that says "DVD Direct to you big MAN-WHORE".

and I love my new massage chair. mmmmm, it's christmas.
hippomonki:
fucking man whores... they are THE WORST!
disappearhere:
hahahaha

I want the massage chair from that one Simpsons episode.

You know the one.

Sincerely,
Man-Gina

Thursday Dec 04, 2003

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The following are nothing but lies.

In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.

And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as...
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amitabha:
yo what up.. so whats the dealio?

Wednesday Dec 03, 2003

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"Beware the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

-Bokonon
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madness_____:
Are you saying your jealous?

Infidel mad
alyssum:
I think I work with that guy... confused
Yeah, with all the happy happening here we may just cause a rift in the time-space continuum! blush

Monday Dec 01, 2003

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just go ahead and do it already.
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mobprod:
Goddamn, man... sorry to keep hosing on you. I even just got a big fat load of early xmas DVDs...
miloryan:
I'll fill the same hole! Anyway, what's up yo? Are you going to let me in on the party this time?!! Oh and the "other person in the room" refers to just being stoked it's not just with myself, cause that doesn't happen often.

Wednesday Nov 26, 2003

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let me tell you all a little about my day job.

being a young white hetero male, i am a minority where i work. the desks are lined up in diagonals, so everyone can pretty much see everyone. there are 3 guys who i keep catching staring at me.

and they don't look away when i catch them, they grin. one of those "you can't...
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luminaire:
Dork, who wouldnt want to hear gay fantasies about *you*! I know I do. tongue

No more Rhymes now, I mean it. But! Does anybody want a peanut?

Im such a nerd...
louise:
haha. that's punny.

at my work we have phrases like "make your customer's day!" and "total shopping experience!" and "uncover needs!"

it's a little maddening. and now i'm a manager and have to peddle this shit to my associates. bah humcunt.

Tuesday Nov 25, 2003

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last night a raymond saved my life from a bad concert.

is it cool to cross-reference a current industrial band with a middle-school funk song, or am i violating a code of pop culture referencing ethics?

i pledge from this point forward to never miss anyone in my favorite artists list in concert. i almost skipped out out going because i just saw them a...
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hippomonki:
concert! there was a concert!
wow that bile group, man they kicked so much ass!
when do we get to see them again?
E ooo aaa
master_akura:
i found you through darryl (whatiwas) and enjoyed reading you. brushed cotton sheets are nice :} - ashley

Sunday Nov 23, 2003

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busy busy busy.

that's what a bokononist says when he sees everything going on in the world, mysteriously coming together to form a unified reality that works, and works well.

you know how at various points in your life you say to yourself "my life you be perfect if I just had ______"?

i don't have that right now.

i brought up a little of...
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alyssum:
Ironically I'm probably going through one of the hardest times of my entire life, but on the other hand I don't think I've ever been happier. It's all about that running-out-of-superlatives thing.
miloryan:
Ah yes, if I get motivated to head up to the mountains for snowboarding this year you are so coming along!!! biggrin

Wednesday Nov 19, 2003

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you know when you go to a gathering expecting to just hang out with a bunch of people, laugh a lot, cringe some, and generally enjoy yourself?

i love when that works out.

you know when you go to said party and you end up holing up with someone else that you just met and you lose all track of time and anyone else that...
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miloryan:
Kick ass entry!!! But hey, I tried to access your journal while I was on my edit page and um...I deleated your name instead so I must beg for your forgiveness and ask you to reinstate my standing. Later....See ya on sturday.
anything:
wheeee

[Edited on Nov 23, 2003 11:25PM]

Sunday Nov 16, 2003

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mitch hedburg.
lewis black.
dave attell.

i don't think i've looked forward to a concert as much since i went to my first nine inch nails concert. and this one rocked equally as hard.

i had to change my pants four times over the course of the concert. twice because i pissed my pants, one because i shit my pants, and once because kinghell asked...
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alyssum:
Last night was awesome, barring that whole embarrassing mishap. wink Thanks again!
Remind me if I don't post it in the next couple of days, I found proof of my having had long hair more than once upon a time.
I'm still vascillating on this weekend... Initially some friends were supposed to visit this weekend, but I don't think they're coming. So now I'm left with logistics issues, but part of me is saying "DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY, DAMMIT!"

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alyssum:
blush Cute...boy... singing... impure thoughts! eeek LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

We used to have this old Honda that was an absolute breeze to jimmy, though granted not near as easy as that car! Plus as a pizza driver Ryan had to use that skill more than a few times. wink Oh and I'll definitely pass along the thanks!

Friday Nov 14, 2003

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you want to know what pain is, eh?

the conversation between two people who have absolutely nothing in common but desperately want to hook up with each other.

today i had the displeasure of sitting next to one of these conversations for far too long. he was one of those slightly foreign, slightly jocky guys who is trying to be a bohemian intellectual, she was...
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mistereel:
ah i figured it out, you shaved the goat. ha! i rock!
josh:
Word brotha, it wasn't really that bad, but yeah it'd be nice to not have to help babysit, haha. biggrin
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