anything

dawn of the dead.

rocks.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

classic.

i love good movies.

one ex-roommate is bent all out of shape because he has lost the love of his life and his one true escape out of his entire life due to drunkenness and pride.

one ex-roommate is bent all out of shape because he bent her out of shape.

"alright, i am going to tell you a story now about how people like that sad pathetic prick...
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today i was walking down a sidewalk. there were three girls sitting on two benches. a brunette on the first and a blonde and redhead on the second. they all looked about 15. by the time i got close enough to see them better, they looked to be in their mid twenties.

as i walked back, there were three women there, same haircolors, same places,...
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while i was sleeping someone snuck into my house.

police surrounded the house.

police called inside the house and spoke to the person who snuck in.

said person surrendered and was arrested, and is currently in jail.

this person had a key to my house.

all while i was sleeping.

i woke up the next day, hung out with friends, and didn't find out until...
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have you ever had anyone describe something to you that made it seem like it was the coolest thing ever, and you were all excited to see it, then when you actually saw it you wondered what they got so excited about?

rock climbing last night again. i am decidedly red, raw, and sore today.

one of my roommates just fell down a flight of stairs into a closed door.

the demon kitty that never lets anyone touch him just marched up to me and demanded that i pet him.

i think my roommates have a new alarm clock that sounds like a pissed off monkey.

this...
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today my manager told me "psh. you be bitin LL like it don't matta a grip."

I think i'll stick around here for a while.

for the first time in a long time last night i remembered a dream.

i'll just say the highlight was when i was at a thrift store wearing a salt and pepper Andy Warhol wig when a group of girls took the stage and started doing song and dance numbers about how you should stay a virgin.

i ran into some of them at a...
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wake up.
have fun.
enjoy irony.
pay dues.
become overwhelmed.
in a good way.
realize that things are better than you ever could have thought.
listen to king kahn.
dance.
pass out.

work.
work out.
work.
rock climb.
hang out.
get package #1.
sleep.
work.
work out.
work.
hang out.
get package #2.

is this my life or a command based game?