Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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day 6 of my adventure. i spent all day on a plane, my ride was late, then when they got there, they proceded to grab my life by the ear and whip it around ninety degrees.

then jerk it again another one hundred eighty.

after spending five days in absolute stasis, ten minutes back and i have whiplash from being caught back up to speed.
beledi:
i recommend physiotherapy for that nasty injury. or massage therapy. preferably done by a very attractive, or very unattractive therapist.

where is this adventure taking you?
alyssum:
I gotta agree with medea on the massage therapy. Employ the services of some cute masseuse who can soothe that kink, as soon as humanly possible.

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