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Sunday Dec 07, 2003

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today i walked outside to find a partial bottle of romulan ale on the porch. not the top, not the bottom, just the torso.

how does one get just a torso of a beer bottle? there's no handle to break it with, and no base to hold.

wacky romulans.

also, "porch" is a hilarious word. especially because it can be used so easily with the word "monkey".
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kealli:
i bow down to your coolness..

except that.. around where i come from the term "porch monkey" only meant one thing.. and i hope that's not what you are talking about..
Dec 12, 2003
kealli:
ohhh my god *shiver* thinking of deliverance.
story: i have a friend that works at a contemporary art museum in santa fe. we were walking through and i turned the corner only to be face to face with two giant bobble heads of the icky gross men from that movie. 4 foot tall actual working bobbly giant heads. with sick grins. i was scared. shocked

edit because SG does not come equipped with a spell check.

[Edited on Dec 12, 2003 7:58PM]

[Edited on Dec 12, 2003 7:59PM]
Dec 12, 2003

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