Friday Dec 05, 2003

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so, after enjoying the proliferation of Adam Sandler stickers that were at pirate's last night, I came home and put my "MAN-WHORE" sticker on the first available flat surface in a semi-drunken haze.

this morning I wake up and see a piece of junk mail that says "DVD Direct to you big MAN-WHORE".

and I love my new massage chair. mmmmm, it's christmas.
hippomonki:
fucking man whores... they are THE WORST!
disappearhere:
hahahaha

I want the massage chair from that one Simpsons episode.

You know the one.

Sincerely,
Man-Gina

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