let me tell you all a little about my day job.
being a young white hetero male, i am a minority where i work. the desks are lined up in diagonals, so everyone can pretty much see everyone. there are 3 guys who i keep catching staring at me.
and they don't look away when i catch them, they grin. one of those "you can't read my thoughts, so i'm thinking awful things" grins.
one of the coworker friends i have loves telling me about what they say about me. like i really want to hear gay fantasies involving me.
you heard me, amitabha. no more.
on top of all of this, the place is managed by older ladies who think that the only way to make something interesting is to make it cute. so i get pun-filled emails and flyers in the bathroom that have rhymes (RHYMES!) reminding me to flush twice with an illustration of a toilet holding its nose and flushing itself.
i bet that illustrator is proud to have that in his portfolio. all that hard work, just so someone else doesn't have to have any imagination.
anything's not mad, he's just adjusting.
being a young white hetero male, i am a minority where i work. the desks are lined up in diagonals, so everyone can pretty much see everyone. there are 3 guys who i keep catching staring at me.
and they don't look away when i catch them, they grin. one of those "you can't read my thoughts, so i'm thinking awful things" grins.
one of the coworker friends i have loves telling me about what they say about me. like i really want to hear gay fantasies involving me.
you heard me, amitabha. no more.
on top of all of this, the place is managed by older ladies who think that the only way to make something interesting is to make it cute. so i get pun-filled emails and flyers in the bathroom that have rhymes (RHYMES!) reminding me to flush twice with an illustration of a toilet holding its nose and flushing itself.
i bet that illustrator is proud to have that in his portfolio. all that hard work, just so someone else doesn't have to have any imagination.
anything's not mad, he's just adjusting.
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No more Rhymes now, I mean it. But! Does anybody want a peanut?
Im such a nerd...
at my work we have phrases like "make your customer's day!" and "total shopping experience!" and "uncover needs!"
it's a little maddening. and now i'm a manager and have to peddle this shit to my associates. bah humcunt.