anything

So I walk into my home and see two people holding shotguns, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, watching women's hair removal infomercials on the telly.

How did I ever not want to live with roommates again?

So, I just droppped misterSATAN off at the bus station, after a thrilling weekend of debauchery and a little bit of naughtiness. That man is still the coolest ever. I want to have like ten thousand of his babies. Everyone take him out to clothing-optional dancing establishments. You will not regret it.

I think she -really- likes me.