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Wednesday Nov 02, 2005

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10:46pm, Friday.

Phillip Ruddock: We received specific intelligence advice that suggested we needed to introduce some amendments to our laws.

Earlier that day.

Man: Hey, is this the bloody intelligence hotline? Yeah, yeah, this is us terrorists. Look, you better fuckin' pass those amendments and shit otherwise you're dead. We'll blow up bloody... that thing. You know, with all the people in it. Bloody oath, we will. Yeah, use your majority in the senate, yeah. Otherwise we'll blow up the thingos... so... this is terrorists, right? Yeah! Bye!

A little later.

Mike, Assistant Counter Intelligence Analyst: Yeah, Phillip? Yeah, we just got this call from the terrorists. They said - yeah, yeah, sorry about that, I forgot you take two sugars. They said that we need to pass the amendments today. Yep, they were specific about it... okay, I'll have the coffee up in a bit.
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alyssum:
Yeah, after being a florist for so many years, getting a job as a receptionist so I could quit being laid off every summer...I never thought that would mean I'd be dealing with numbers again. But in all fairness, it's all addition and I rarely have to count over 1ff.
Nov 6, 2005
thefly:
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My first thing to be thanful for, Australians
Nov 7, 2005

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