My dad is such a jag. He set up an Amazon.com wishlist and said I should get him something off it for his birthday. Ooookay, that's more impersonal than I'd rather go but whatever, he pissed me off a lot this year after I thought we'd made amends so I was glad to have something simple. So I get the only fun thing on there, the Futurama DVD set.
And he fucking bought it for himself the day before his birthday, the day I came over!
Oh man, I wanted to sock his dense skull across his bow.
My birthday is coming up. The big quarter century. Ahhh! I'm having a party too, I guess. Maybe I'll get a gift certificate from TJ MAXX from one of my friends!
AS
And he fucking bought it for himself the day before his birthday, the day I came over!
Oh man, I wanted to sock his dense skull across his bow.
My birthday is coming up. The big quarter century. Ahhh! I'm having a party too, I guess. Maybe I'll get a gift certificate from TJ MAXX from one of my friends!
AS
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is it a "too eager" or "jeebus, i havent seen you in 5 billion years" fast?