antirock

happy belated v-day to all.
i hope everybody had as good of a day as i did, but i doubt that's even possible.

i got to lazy around all day hanging out with my friend girl katie and my roommates just chilling and playing dr. mario.
at 6 i had an easy test in research methods that i'm pretty sure i got an A on.
after that bridget and sara dropped by for a surprise arts and crafts session and hilarity ensued.
and then they absconded with some of my clean clothes and random crap.
(bridget later revealed to me that my underwear "smells nice, and feels nicer".)
boioioioioioing!

more on that...

me and stamos.


sara kissing my nala.


bridget in my doo rag.


sara posing in my stolen apparel.


bridget thinks she's hard like me.


i creamed my jeans when i saw sara slipping into something a bit less comfortable.


and again when i saw bridget in, and then out of, my underwear.





&hearts&hearts&hearts

the two downsides to yesterday were that once again i was sans lover, and i had to miss out on snakob's lonely hearts club party.
but what can i say, i'm fine without a girl to call my own. and i missed jake's party cause i had to uphold tradition...

for those of you out there with somebody special to hang out with and think about and feel special about valentine's day is a sort of blessing. but for my nerdy friends and i v-day has always been a lonely and harsh mistress. we adapted v-day into a celebration for the "bros before hoes" mentality, a time when we can chill out and forget about girls. and there's only one real way to do that, playing video games. so for us nerds v-day is videogame day.
instead of attending jake's shindig i played video games with jo'c, who i assume would have otherwise been alone like me.
it was a good ending to a great day.

i had a test today in sexual behaviors, but i'm not worried cause i've studied the subject matter at length since the day i grew pubes. and i know i aced it.

take it easy, everybody.
[cipmank]