antipunk

I'm richie rich I'm the shit my money can buy hookers and blow. I got a z90x3 and thirteen grand stockings. My moms changed her maiden name because it wasn't filthy rich enough. Now its Bohemian and my dad flies a jet named the invisible jet because he fucked wonderwoman and she said he could have it. Then my little sister owns McDonalds because she was tired of Matel thats right fucking Matel.

I upgraded my USS battlecruiser to a fucking WWII sub that was dragged up from the meriana trench. Yeah thats right the fucking abyss couldn't keep me from getting what I wanted. My dog has three dicks because we payed for his plastic surgery so he could fuck three bitches at the same time just like my pops. My cat has the fattest ass and my cusin drives a bentley in the demolition derby cause he's fucking rich. I bought a russian bride to help pick my wedding flowers for when I get hitched to Madonna. I paid paris hilton to make that sex tape and told her I would double it if she released it. I play the boardgame battleship with oil tankers and coast guard vessals. We launch guided rockets from a satalite link. Facebook gave me there company so I would make a facebook, but I made a myspace instead its /richenoughtobuyit.com. My grandfather fucked Thomas Edison in the ass cause he was a bitch and loved it. My Great grandmother paid FDR to crawl out of his wheelchair and lick her clit. My ancestors paid henry the 8th to behead two of his wives.

My name is Webster no need to look it up because it is the fucking dictionary.