Two little hands later the nice but yet obviously drunk couple leaves and my journey begins. Wait! what's this? Ahahaha a mysterious bundle of one dollar bills lays strewn across the floor, 24 in all...that should cover most of my drinks! The Gods smile upon me this night!
I take the long way home...spontaneously stricken by a radical idea I stop at the Drug Store. I marvel at my genius as I make drunken dialogue inquires.
Time to buy a high....gel caps! The best way for me to avoid frost vomit. I can't stand that taste that clings to your throat till you hurl. Oh and a pack of smoothes...because I'm so smooth...like an escaped convict in a strip club smooth. Oh Yeeeeah.
I think my favorite part of driving is when I let go and just floor it. Something always rewarding about the destruction of my poor vehicle that seems to make everything else okay. Its even worse that my brakes are fucked like a crack whores credit.
Only a matter of time before I burn up in a fiery hell, all the while regretting that I wrote about burning up in a fiery hell as it was, foreshadowing. Thus resulting in a thought what would happen if I foreshadowed a world filled with dinosaurs and I the Dino-rider? Would Kwigo let me escape to roam free or would I need to beat him with dice?
Home, finally at last! Lets go do a line, get high and then beat off to some porno mags for an abnormally long amount of time until the pain of chaffing outweighs the joy of imagination. Alright set lets Go!!!
As my eyes close I think of my victory over chaffing and the images of dirty magazines...another wonderful evening with me. Sweet dreams me and may the silence never speak my secrets.
I take the long way home...spontaneously stricken by a radical idea I stop at the Drug Store. I marvel at my genius as I make drunken dialogue inquires.
Time to buy a high....gel caps! The best way for me to avoid frost vomit. I can't stand that taste that clings to your throat till you hurl. Oh and a pack of smoothes...because I'm so smooth...like an escaped convict in a strip club smooth. Oh Yeeeeah.
I think my favorite part of driving is when I let go and just floor it. Something always rewarding about the destruction of my poor vehicle that seems to make everything else okay. Its even worse that my brakes are fucked like a crack whores credit.
Only a matter of time before I burn up in a fiery hell, all the while regretting that I wrote about burning up in a fiery hell as it was, foreshadowing. Thus resulting in a thought what would happen if I foreshadowed a world filled with dinosaurs and I the Dino-rider? Would Kwigo let me escape to roam free or would I need to beat him with dice?
Home, finally at last! Lets go do a line, get high and then beat off to some porno mags for an abnormally long amount of time until the pain of chaffing outweighs the joy of imagination. Alright set lets Go!!!
As my eyes close I think of my victory over chaffing and the images of dirty magazines...another wonderful evening with me. Sweet dreams me and may the silence never speak my secrets.
uhhhhhhh the way you write is pretty much amazing. you're extremely talented.