antiprincess

I took a hot, drunk lesbian home last night.
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As much as I'd like to leave what happened up to your imagination, I wouldn't want to start any untrue rumors.

I finally got to meet the fabulous Bionicfemme last night. I was kind of nervous, 'cause she always looks so intense in her profile. I was a tiny bit afraid she might be all attitude and stomp me with her awesome boots. But luck for me, she was awesome, and a lot of fun. And totally too cute and too good a person for Cokeslut (and I think she smiles exactly the correct amount ). I think Bionic is under the mistaken impression that she was this terribly annoying, inconvinencing drunk, but that is totally the opposite of the truth. The only thing that could have possibly been bothersome was how she was having issues standing up straight, but I can't say I'm upset I had to hold her hand when we were walking. Anyways, I had a great time, Bionicfemme is cool and Audrey is a cokeslut.