antiprincess

Since I worked on New Year's Eve, last night was my party night. And boy was it ever.

I ended up venturing out to The Cafe, one of the local queer clubs that caters to both men and women. I had 2 drinks before I left the house, and was feeling pretty good by the time I got there.

There were very few people there when I got there, and I was a little disappointed, but things picked up quickly. I got adopted by a group of gay boys. One bought me a drink, and I showed another one my boob. heh. We were talking about piercings, and I mentioned my nipples, and he asked to see, so...

After my new friends left, the approximately only straight guy there glommed on to me. He was all up ons, rubbing my hand and telling me how gorgeous I was and asking me what my plans for the evening were (i.e. was I gonna fuck him?). And he didn't even buy me a drink! I was like "I need to go get a new drink," and he was like "I'll go with you." He walked over to the bar with me, and didn't even offer. I woulda hung out with him a little longer if he had bought me a drink, but he didn't, so I was done with him. I told him I was only interested in meeting the ladies, and he tells me he's down with threesomes.

I make my rounds again, and all the cute gay boys are telling me how fabulous I look. One asks me if my boobs are real, and when I assure him that these ones came with this body, he asked to touch them. I let him.

At this point, the huge amount of vodka the bartender put in my drink is starting to really affect me, so I decide to sit down until there is strictly one of everybody. I threw away the rest of that glass of almost straight vodka, and drank only water for the rest of the night. Let me tell you, that was around midnight, and I still feel a little drunk.

After a good long while of sitting (I have NO idea how long), I got up to dance. I'm not really sure how it happened, but I ended up making out very hot and heavy with the cute blond girl with the Heidi braids who had been eyeing me earlier in the evening. We made out in the middle of the dance floor for, well, a good long while. I had no sense of time. Only her tongue in my mouth and my hand on her ass and my mouth on her nipple. Yep, you read that right, I was totally sucking on her tits in the middle of the club. I am such a tramp. And I have no idea what her name was.

And then, sadly, it was time to go. After just missing the right bus, and waiting way too long for the alternate bus, my drunk ass decided to walk home. The 4.3 miles from the club to my house. Alone. Drunk. At 1:30am. In the rain. It took 2 hours. I am such an idiot. But it was a nice walk.

I had such a fabulous time last night.