So, I had the best dream last night.
First, I was part of the SG Burlesque tour, so I got to dance around half naked w/ all sorts of hot girls. But it gets better! (I didn't think it could get better, either.) Then, a hot spectator at a show invited me back to her house to "watch porn, and try out what we see." So I go back to her place, and so hot making out occurs (I am absolute starved for kisses right now because my lip is still healing, and they are a no-no). We didn't get too much further than that, because it turns out she was some sort of vengeful spirit, But even that didn't wreck the dream, because Spike, from Buffy (who I have the hugest crush on), showed up to help out. We somehow soothed the spirit, and everybody lived happily ever after.
First, I was part of the SG Burlesque tour, so I got to dance around half naked w/ all sorts of hot girls. But it gets better! (I didn't think it could get better, either.) Then, a hot spectator at a show invited me back to her house to "watch porn, and try out what we see." So I go back to her place, and so hot making out occurs (I am absolute starved for kisses right now because my lip is still healing, and they are a no-no). We didn't get too much further than that, because it turns out she was some sort of vengeful spirit, But even that didn't wreck the dream, because Spike, from Buffy (who I have the hugest crush on), showed up to help out. We somehow soothed the spirit, and everybody lived happily ever after.






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dave_h:
the funniest part is the fact that the stinkiest person I smelt all day was the doctor.
obsidity:
It's going to take a bit of planning. Plus we are still going to be in her house with her 3 kids for a lt of the time so it will not be like some health spa fantasy....