Omigosh, my bachelorette party was a fucking blast! Neither of my 2 over 21 bridesmaids showed up, but I really don't give a shit. As a matter of fact, they probably would have brought the night down, so I'm glad they weren't there.
We started out with yummy Mexican food, accompanied by a pitcher of Strawberry Margaritas, of which I drank 3 glasses. Yum yum yum. After dinner, we decided to check out Club Rendez-vous, which the Guardian had said was having some sort of Charlie's Angels release party. Sounded cool, so we went. We pay our $5 cover, and get in, and it's a gay bar. With a drag show (which was actually next on our list). So we hung out there and enjoyed the show. Some guy was having a bachelor party there, and his friend told the MC, so she dragged him up on stage, and she asked if anyone else was getting married, so my friends pushed me up to the front. So now the whole bar knows it's my bachelorette party. To my benefit. A terribly nice, older gay man who was sitting at the end of the bar bought me a shot called a Cocksucker. Never one to turn down a free drink, I shoot it. It tasted like carmel. A little later, a member of the bachelor party comes up to me, and tell me, "Well, it's your last night of freedom, it's my friend's last night, what do you think? He's kind of cute, it's your last chance." He was totally trying to fix me up with his friend! I politely declined. He said he wanted to congratualte me anyway, and one of my friends mentions that I have nothing to toast with. So he hands me the shot of tequila in his hand, and grabs another for himself, and we toast to me, and I have my second shot of the night. A little later, my nice benefactor from the end of the bar comes over and mentions that I look like I could use another Cocksucker. So he buys a round for our whole table! It was SO nice! After the show finished, we all piled into a cab and headed over to North Beach.
So, yes, that was six of us in a cab, the cabbie complaining about how he'll probably get a ticket as he runs a red light. :-P We get to North Beach, and decide randomly on a strip club called The Roaring 20s. As we walk in, there's a sort-of live sex show going on on stage involving a drunk girl from the audience, and one of the performers. It was more disturbing than anything else. The DJ had to coax the girl off the stage. I was mostly disappointed by the performances because there was very little actual stripping, as the girls were already just in bikinis. And looked like they weren't enjoying themselves at all. I wanted an elaborate show, dammit. I was not disappointed about the attention I got from some of the girls wandering the club. One girl, Mia, was so impressed with my rack that she stopped to fondle me at least three times, and brought another girl over to check out my chest. They pulled up my shirt and were both fondling me. It was great. She wanted me to come upstairs with her, she said she "liked to play with girls," and I really, really wanted to, but it was kind of intimidating w/ my friends there, so I didn't. Besides, I already got fondled for free.
Next we headed over to the Lusty Lady, which I officially like. A friend and I shared a booth, which the girls had no problem with, even though we heard them harassing some guys for being more than one to a booth. And we totally got special treatment. At all times, there was at least one girl in front of our window, sometimes chatting, and at least one time, we had 2 of the 3 girls in front of our window. We felt special. Once again, my boobs got special attention. One of the girls asked me to pull up my shirt, and commented on how great my chest was, and asked me to shake 'em for her. And she called over another of the girls to see my boobs. Who's feeding who quarters here, ladies? hehe. They were so nice, and PRETTY and they looked HAPPY.
That about wrapped up our night. It was so much fun, and I actually posted the very few pics I took. Check 'em out.
On a different note, I'm leaving town for about 2 weeks as soon as I finish packing. First to Manteca, to spend a week away from the boy before the wedding, and then to Cancun, for our honeymoon. I'll try to update from my mommy's house, but no promises.
Me now and all night last night-
We started out with yummy Mexican food, accompanied by a pitcher of Strawberry Margaritas, of which I drank 3 glasses. Yum yum yum. After dinner, we decided to check out Club Rendez-vous, which the Guardian had said was having some sort of Charlie's Angels release party. Sounded cool, so we went. We pay our $5 cover, and get in, and it's a gay bar. With a drag show (which was actually next on our list). So we hung out there and enjoyed the show. Some guy was having a bachelor party there, and his friend told the MC, so she dragged him up on stage, and she asked if anyone else was getting married, so my friends pushed me up to the front. So now the whole bar knows it's my bachelorette party. To my benefit. A terribly nice, older gay man who was sitting at the end of the bar bought me a shot called a Cocksucker. Never one to turn down a free drink, I shoot it. It tasted like carmel. A little later, a member of the bachelor party comes up to me, and tell me, "Well, it's your last night of freedom, it's my friend's last night, what do you think? He's kind of cute, it's your last chance." He was totally trying to fix me up with his friend! I politely declined. He said he wanted to congratualte me anyway, and one of my friends mentions that I have nothing to toast with. So he hands me the shot of tequila in his hand, and grabs another for himself, and we toast to me, and I have my second shot of the night. A little later, my nice benefactor from the end of the bar comes over and mentions that I look like I could use another Cocksucker. So he buys a round for our whole table! It was SO nice! After the show finished, we all piled into a cab and headed over to North Beach.
So, yes, that was six of us in a cab, the cabbie complaining about how he'll probably get a ticket as he runs a red light. :-P We get to North Beach, and decide randomly on a strip club called The Roaring 20s. As we walk in, there's a sort-of live sex show going on on stage involving a drunk girl from the audience, and one of the performers. It was more disturbing than anything else. The DJ had to coax the girl off the stage. I was mostly disappointed by the performances because there was very little actual stripping, as the girls were already just in bikinis. And looked like they weren't enjoying themselves at all. I wanted an elaborate show, dammit. I was not disappointed about the attention I got from some of the girls wandering the club. One girl, Mia, was so impressed with my rack that she stopped to fondle me at least three times, and brought another girl over to check out my chest. They pulled up my shirt and were both fondling me. It was great. She wanted me to come upstairs with her, she said she "liked to play with girls," and I really, really wanted to, but it was kind of intimidating w/ my friends there, so I didn't. Besides, I already got fondled for free.
Next we headed over to the Lusty Lady, which I officially like. A friend and I shared a booth, which the girls had no problem with, even though we heard them harassing some guys for being more than one to a booth. And we totally got special treatment. At all times, there was at least one girl in front of our window, sometimes chatting, and at least one time, we had 2 of the 3 girls in front of our window. We felt special. Once again, my boobs got special attention. One of the girls asked me to pull up my shirt, and commented on how great my chest was, and asked me to shake 'em for her. And she called over another of the girls to see my boobs.
Who's feeding who quarters here, ladies? hehe. They were so nice, and PRETTY and they looked HAPPY.
That about wrapped up our night. It was so much fun, and I actually posted the very few pics I took. Check 'em out.
On a different note, I'm leaving town for about 2 weeks as soon as I finish packing. First to Manteca, to spend a week away from the boy before the wedding, and then to Cancun, for our honeymoon. I'll try to update from my mommy's house, but no promises.
Me now and all night last night-
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