i got a fedex package today with my sg burlesque tour posters in it! now i must put them up over EVERYWHERE.
soon i am going to shoot a set, probably in this amazing amazing abandoned building jessica took me to. gregmunro is coming to town and he wants to shoot pictures of both of us, but mostly her because she is PRITTY. pritty, i say. this building is the coolest placce i've ever been, all colapsy with trees growing in through the floor and a second story with no stairs to doors in the sky. i am so very excited. i think the pictures will turn out loverly.
i worked one day so far and have twenty-five hours next week, and if i keep getting scheduled like this i should be making enough money for rent and everything. we need to do our apartment applications but if we get the apartment then everything should be wonderful and working. i want this apartment so badly. it's so lovely. this is all contingent on me not getting fired for not being asian or black, because chong, my korean boss, thinks i'm racist because i'm white. chong is a bitch. please to not yell at me, chong. please to pay me money and i will straighten ever so very many shoes for you.
one day i'll save up money and buy my girl an engagement ring. we'll get married somewhere that allows it and my daddy will walk me down the aisle.
this is because my daddy is the coolest.
soon i am going to shoot a set, probably in this amazing amazing abandoned building jessica took me to. gregmunro is coming to town and he wants to shoot pictures of both of us, but mostly her because she is PRITTY. pritty, i say. this building is the coolest placce i've ever been, all colapsy with trees growing in through the floor and a second story with no stairs to doors in the sky. i am so very excited. i think the pictures will turn out loverly.
i worked one day so far and have twenty-five hours next week, and if i keep getting scheduled like this i should be making enough money for rent and everything. we need to do our apartment applications but if we get the apartment then everything should be wonderful and working. i want this apartment so badly. it's so lovely. this is all contingent on me not getting fired for not being asian or black, because chong, my korean boss, thinks i'm racist because i'm white. chong is a bitch. please to not yell at me, chong. please to pay me money and i will straighten ever so very many shoes for you.
one day i'll save up money and buy my girl an engagement ring. we'll get married somewhere that allows it and my daddy will walk me down the aisle.
this is because my daddy is the coolest.
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i honeymooned in massanutten (took a free week to hide from the aftermath). lovely place for walking around before heading back to make like crazed lustweasels in le chalet.