antimony

my girlfriend got me a fucking awesome birthday present. i love kitchen shit. SO SHINY.

also for my birthday, i got my first ever parking ticket!

have i mentioned ever that i hate the city of richmond police? oh wait, i say it like once a month. they still haven't caught the fucker who robbed me at gunpoint, but apparently i deserve a parking ticket on my birthday!

see, okay, this is how it works. the street i live on is two ways, but parking is only on one side of the street. EVERYONE who parks here just parks in whatever direction their car is facing because there isn't parking on both sides. this is the way it has been for the past 1.5 years we have lived here. HOWEVER, tonight apparently i deserved a parking ticket! now i will have to either drive ~6 blocks out of my way in order to come down the street facing the other way, or make a dangerous 3 point turn in the middle of the street in order to park facing the other direction!

OMG MY PARKING IS A DANGER TO SOCIETIEZZZZZZ.

(once again, my life is hard )