antihero_wraith

The perfect girlfriend should:

Smell pleasant.
Know how to roll a blunt.
Check pockets before sitting on the lap to ensure no cigarette crushing ensues.
Default to naked.
Know how to cook at least one meal.
Not question things that don't matter.
Be able to keep up with the flow.
Have small candies readily available.
Be able to drive well.
READ.
Recreationally enjoy mind altering substances. [or at least enjoy babysitting]
Sing like she means it.
Be enthusiastic about things SHE wants to do.
Pretend to be enthusiastic about things HE wants to do.
Be warm and welcome after a long day.
Be ready to nap or be awake at a moments notice.
Have at least one video game addiction.
Know how to use a computer.
Understand that boys need time to be boys sometimes.
Go from sleeping to "ready to rock" in 30 minutes or less.






This is just a preliminary list that I've begun to compile...


Feel free to add any ideas of your own.