I had a dream last night that I was trying to get back together with on of my ex's. And, for a while, it was going pretty good. I was enjoying myself.

Then I went to the bathroom which, for some reason, was the bathroom in the bedroom in the White House. That's right, I was pooping in W's bathroom. As I left the presidential bedroom, W was waiting for me at the doorway.

The rest of the dream was fucking weird. I managed to escape from the White House only to learn that the president wanted me dead (I must have forgotten to flush or something) and that my ex had been captured.

Then I walked around a big park. Then I drove a speedboat. Then I went to work where I was confronted about my drinking problem and, promptly, had sex with my therapist.

I seriously have no idea what any of that means. Any ideas anyone?