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Well, I'm back from New York yet again, which was lovely and I ate like a swine. But, you just can't put food in front of me and expect me to not eat it - that's like putting a video camera in front of Paris Hilton and telling her she can't have sex.

And speaking of which, as is tradition while I'm midtown, I stroll through the remaining seedy parts of Times Square for the best in Adult movie titles.

Again with a nod to David Letterman, here are my Top Ten Times Square Adult Movies:

10. Fahrenheit 69/11
9. The Chronicles of MyDick
8. The Polar Sex Press
7. Raising Helen...Onto My Penis
6. Humping In the Back Of A Van Helsing
5. Shark Tail
4. Pop Her Azzi
3. The Bun Supremecy
2. FucKing Arthur

And the number one Times Square Adult Movie --

1. Skankwhore Man