antibrian

Only guys want to be my SG friend, except Kettle. But I already knew her through livejournal so that doesn't count. Hrmmmm.

I already have a journal, and I don't see the point of repeating myself, so I don't update much, i'm such a bad friend.

I leave for Georgia in three days! I get to see my husband in four! I am so excited and so nervous because I haven't seen him in so long. Holy crap, is it possible to forget how to have sex? I mean, I still remember that you insert tab A into slot B, but I swear, i've forgotten what it's like.

Too bad I don't have any anatomically correct models to practice with, ha ha ha. That's the mostexpensive dildo i've ever seen (near the bottom).

Please do not offer to help me practice, you're just going to make me throw up on my keyboard and I just cleaned it with rubbing alcohol last week. Thank you.