antibrian

a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
the bear says to the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says: "Nope!"
so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

once upon a time there was a peanut named peany... he was different from the other peanuts though, because he was missing a nut... it fell out of his shell when he was little, so he only has one nut... one day, he was sitting around in the peanut butter making factory, waiting to be killed and turned into nutty peanut butter... all his friends were being killed and he was very scared... when it came to be his turn, they looked at him, and then they just chucked him away, cause he only had one nut... so the peanut with one nut is the only one alive in the end... and the moral of the story is... chunky peanut butter is way better than other peanut butter.