Say no to the Federal Marriage Amendment.
This is something that I feel very, very, very strongly about. I don't care if you think those pesky homos are icky (if you do, it's probably not in your best interest to be my friend because I will call you out on it, but still). Allowing discrimination into our Constitution isn't a good idea, no matter what...
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This is something that I feel very, very, very strongly about. I don't care if you think those pesky homos are icky (if you do, it's probably not in your best interest to be my friend because I will call you out on it, but still). Allowing discrimination into our Constitution isn't a good idea, no matter what...
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Best line from Spiderman 2:
"You can't get off until you get on."
Oh jesus. I couldn't stop giggling for a good five minutes, then when I stopped, i'd say it in my head and start giggling again.
This is what happens when you can't have sex for three months, everything is dirty.
"You can't get off until you get on."
Oh jesus. I couldn't stop giggling for a good five minutes, then when I stopped, i'd say it in my head and start giggling again.
This is what happens when you can't have sex for three months, everything is dirty.
taris_kah:
Yeah one time a friend and I laughed pretty hard at a sex scene in a movie. As soon as we would start to stop we would hear the other one and start all over again. I still laugh when I see that scene. The movie was Enemy At The Gate btw.
I'm jealous. I want to see spiderman :
Yeah one time a friend and I laughed pretty hard at a sex scene in a movie. As soon as we would start to stop we would hear the other one and start all over again. I still laugh when I see that scene. The movie was Enemy At The Gate btw.
I'm jealous. I want to see spiderman :
I.
Am.
So.
Fucking.
BORED.
Tell me a joke or a story or anything.
Am.
So.
Fucking.
BORED.
Tell me a joke or a story or anything.
chezgeek:
a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
the bear says to the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says: "Nope!"
so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
the bear says to the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says: "Nope!"
so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
godlessnerd:
once upon a time there was a peanut named peany... he was different from the other peanuts though, because he was missing a nut... it fell out of his shell when he was little, so he only has one nut... one day, he was sitting around in the peanut butter making factory, waiting to be killed and turned into nutty peanut butter... all his friends were being killed and he was very scared... when it came to be his turn, they looked at him, and then they just chucked him away, cause he only had one nut... so the peanut with one nut is the only one alive in the end... and the moral of the story is... chunky peanut butter is way better than other peanut butter.
"There's no real way for women to really learn about sex in our culture... There are articles about sex in women's magazines, but that's not the kind of information I'm after. There was this article in Cosmopolitan about How To Look Good In Bed with your lover. It was these tips like, if you put your arm under your breasts they're higher... or if you're...
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Oh thank god. I finally got my own computer hooked up, which means I can finally look at naked girls again! I had to use my mother-in-law's computer for two weeks and I didn't want her walking in on me being a pervert.
Time to go bathe myself in e-sin.
Time to go bathe myself in e-sin.
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lovitch:
Thats horible were all aint perves...maybe thats the way you feel about it. But I'll tell you what keep thinking like that it's a turn on. 
rickroyal:
Mmm, lovely e-porn. Is nothing finer?
Well, here we go. I'm packing my shit and getting the hell out of this nuthouse. If you ever want to know if your parents love you, or should I say don't love you, see if they throw you out while your husband is halfway across the country just because you stood up for yourself. Dad, i'm not lazy and i'm not worthless and I...
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escapegoat:
by random
i saw your entry
im sorry
the pains sound strong
i hope it all heals
i saw your entry
im sorry
the pains sound strong
i hope it all heals
redmonkeyokay:
Hey, um yeah, know the parent pains, living with mine between semesters at school, its tough not living up to expectations... by the by, I found you cause I was looking for crazy/off people in central IL, so few of us you know, or so it seems here in Lincoln
I am proud to say that I have shaken this mans hand. He was standing downtown with no shoes and no shirt on in the dead of winter telling people he was the worlds worst broadcaster, and when he said it to me I said, "I know you are, apology accepted."
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prendick:
That's a beautiful story.
anarchist:
Everyone needs something they can call their own. Glad mine is not his.
Your fucked up link for the day.
This should've been my wedding cake.
[rant]
It's a phenomenon. I get married, and ever single foreign man with yahoo messenger starts talking to me. A few american guys too. Then I log in here to get a pervy comment.
Hi. I'm married. I do not want to screw you, I do not want to talk to you...
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This should've been my wedding cake.
[rant]
It's a phenomenon. I get married, and ever single foreign man with yahoo messenger starts talking to me. A few american guys too. Then I log in here to get a pervy comment.
Hi. I'm married. I do not want to screw you, I do not want to talk to you...
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harden:
This is a good example why accessing the internet should be harder and publishing pages on said internet should be restricted
Someone send this link to somethingawful, please....
... I never would... copy more than one...
Someone send this link to somethingawful, please....
... I never would... copy more than one...
poobear_beer:
i do more than hold you....................................ill give you an e-gasim: 
Icy manipulator, icy manipulator...
As if playing Magic isn't geeky enough, one of the guys I play with has that little chant and a hand movement to go along with.
I didn't win a single game tonight, I need to figure out how to take down large trample creatures effectively.
As if playing Magic isn't geeky enough, one of the guys I play with has that little chant and a hand movement to go along with.
I didn't win a single game tonight, I need to figure out how to take down large trample creatures effectively.
"Send more cops..."
Peace.