So, I guess I should probably update some info... as I know how intensely you are all reading this! My grand delusion sounds great in my head.
Really, I guess I should by stating that the monster is back in retirement. He still enjoys an evening out, however the trouble will NOT be the same as before. All the fun stories of being sick at a place of employment, jumping in a taxi with strangers and going home with ex-cops are over... at least for now. The material will stick to the standard of ogling the sweet ladies, getting slightly intoxicated and making fun of all the people I wish I was really like. Well most of the people I wish I was like, some of them really do need to shake their heads and ask themselves What the Fuck was I thinking. Or as it was brought to my attention last night, they should ask if they are Down with the..... Still killing myself over that one. I have to send out a thank you to the Fox and fallen1 for that.
Random thought: One of my fish died earlier in the week. Not bad it made it through 2.5 years of torture living in a cesspool of a fish tank! Poor bastard, now I have to go get a new one to keep the other one from getting bored and staring at me when its hungry. Fortunately, it cant remember long enough to get pissed about starving.
It was nice to get out and see FrancaLingua at the Bier Market last night, I even managed to stay relatively sober: just a slight dryness in the mouth this morning at work. Its been far to long since Ive had that pleasure, but at least I wasnt sick all night or at work. Far too many nights as the sober boyfriend, but that should only last a little longer, while she adjusts to my problem drinking and horribly influential friends. Yup, Im blaming the friends, my weakness to suggestion has nothing to do with any of the trouble Ive ever gotten into. Someone else, somewhere made me do it!
Random thought: The itch is subsiding and the redness has been reduced as well. The swelling is still there which makes it all look much worse than it is! (Uh, Ill clarify that by saying its eczema and its on my foot!!)
Wow, I didnt ever realize that updating could be so tiring! Maybe this is just a sign of how lethargic Ive become. Not a good thing not to worry, I get it under control this week.
I should also mention that if you know of anyone interested in becoming a monster, (the title, The Monster is still mine, its just taking a rest). Its true I like the petty names that people come up for the stupid things I do. I love to get abused...
However if anyone knows of anyone knows of a good replacement please forward there information... there will be an on the job, practical exam. Well see how you gentle men (well if youre going to be a monster then gentlemen is simply a courtesy) can hold-up on your one.
Ok, Im done tonight, I cant even keep my eyes open... it just took me ten minutes to write the previous paragraph in a manor.
Later folks
AntiAddict
Look I do know how to write 'goodnitght' in a fun: Ok I'm done, I just wrote a bunch and I'm nodding off.
Really, I guess I should by stating that the monster is back in retirement. He still enjoys an evening out, however the trouble will NOT be the same as before. All the fun stories of being sick at a place of employment, jumping in a taxi with strangers and going home with ex-cops are over... at least for now. The material will stick to the standard of ogling the sweet ladies, getting slightly intoxicated and making fun of all the people I wish I was really like. Well most of the people I wish I was like, some of them really do need to shake their heads and ask themselves What the Fuck was I thinking. Or as it was brought to my attention last night, they should ask if they are Down with the..... Still killing myself over that one. I have to send out a thank you to the Fox and fallen1 for that.
Random thought: One of my fish died earlier in the week. Not bad it made it through 2.5 years of torture living in a cesspool of a fish tank! Poor bastard, now I have to go get a new one to keep the other one from getting bored and staring at me when its hungry. Fortunately, it cant remember long enough to get pissed about starving.
It was nice to get out and see FrancaLingua at the Bier Market last night, I even managed to stay relatively sober: just a slight dryness in the mouth this morning at work. Its been far to long since Ive had that pleasure, but at least I wasnt sick all night or at work. Far too many nights as the sober boyfriend, but that should only last a little longer, while she adjusts to my problem drinking and horribly influential friends. Yup, Im blaming the friends, my weakness to suggestion has nothing to do with any of the trouble Ive ever gotten into. Someone else, somewhere made me do it!
Random thought: The itch is subsiding and the redness has been reduced as well. The swelling is still there which makes it all look much worse than it is! (Uh, Ill clarify that by saying its eczema and its on my foot!!)
Wow, I didnt ever realize that updating could be so tiring! Maybe this is just a sign of how lethargic Ive become. Not a good thing not to worry, I get it under control this week.
I should also mention that if you know of anyone interested in becoming a monster, (the title, The Monster is still mine, its just taking a rest). Its true I like the petty names that people come up for the stupid things I do. I love to get abused...
However if anyone knows of anyone knows of a good replacement please forward there information... there will be an on the job, practical exam. Well see how you gentle men (well if youre going to be a monster then gentlemen is simply a courtesy) can hold-up on your one.
Ok, Im done tonight, I cant even keep my eyes open... it just took me ten minutes to write the previous paragraph in a manor.
Later folks
AntiAddict
Look I do know how to write 'goodnitght' in a fun: Ok I'm done, I just wrote a bunch and I'm nodding off.
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atrasties:
Dude you're like totally old now. 
l7rules:
Happy Birthday!