During my journey to Massachusetts for the holidays I paid my good friend Dr. Matthews, who has been my Dr. for 20 years now. He knows I'm allergic to everything but he decided to prescribe me some new kind of antibiotics. Shortly after I took these strange drugs I began to itch, I got back to Arizona and realized I had developed a horrible rash all over my body! It's been like 3 days and I still have this rash, it's driving me fucking insane, and I'm still sick because I can't take the antibiotics. Thanks a lot Dr. Shitfucker.
Happy new year everyone!
Happy new year everyone!
Still you could technically count an all over rash as a really impressive, if horribly itchy and uncomfortable, body mod right? Right??
Sounds to me like the good Dr. zigged when he should have zagged. Maybe you should visit him and drop a few of those things into his coffee and see how he reacts eh?
Speedy recovery to you, I'll send helper monkeys with warm wet washclothes to tend to the itchy spots!
Hades