antennatoheaven

Yeah, dude, you are losing it. I hate sounding so pig-headish to you, but you need to get laid. It'll definitely get your mind off your ex. At least for a while, or a couple of minutes, depending on how you are.

I don't have any good advice today; I guess I'm needing some of my own currently.

It depends on what you're looking for really. Are you actually looking for a girlfriend, or are you just looking for a fuck? If you're just looking for a fuck, who gives a shit if she does good in school! If it reflects in her personality then it'd be easier to get laid. But, if you're really looking for a girlfriend, then move on to the next chick and don't even bother.

Just know, from my experience, playing humanitarian isn't going to get you anywhere. If they truly want to change, they'll make an honest effort to do so. If not, they're not worth your time and effort. It sucks balls being a "parent" in a relationship. A real relationship is where you both know better and don't have to criticize each other (however so subtle you two go about it) for change.

DUDE! That damn "Step Down" video! Why is it I can't find it anywhere online or any video compilations? But anyway, how the hell did you wind up hardcore dancing at a hick bar? I bet you had to explain hardcore dancing and thought the best way was to demonstrate. Wait, I don't even wanna know...

I think there might be the making of a P I M P if you would just believe in yo'self. You got all kinds of chicks jocking you and all you have to do is just take your pick. Sometimes you just have to take what you can get. I told you before, if you get turned down, that's THEIR loss, not yours. It sucks being rejected, but you have to overcome that fear of rejection.

Good for you. Don't try to juggle too many chicks at once because it proves tiresome. Just "get 'r done!"

Yeah, the new AFI cd doesn't have anything from Sing The Sorrow (probably legal issues). I actually bought that tribute (just because I wanted to see how shitty it would be) and MY GOD! It is fucking horrible! It's funny because there's only like 2 or 3 bands, but they shuffle band members around with each other and call themselves something different.

Because updating is too much work right now (and it looks cooler now that I have my per usual one comment) I'm just gonna fill in what happened in the latter half of my day:

In figurative baseball terms, I batted 1.000 today going four for four with a two out run-scoring double in the ninth. To recap, History girl was present, Brunette girl was actually walking the halls and I had the perfect opportunity to talk to her but I don't have any "material" to get a conversation started, Liz was out in the hall too (seriously, I have never seen a girl in my life with so much style), and then Jaleen was in Humanities. The two-out double was me actually talking to Jaleen afterwards. I felt kind of dumb because I pretty much walked her to her next class, but at least she and I both kept the conversation going. Too early to tell, perhaps something on Friday might happen.

So here's where I come to you, my loyal reader(s): I need some advice. I'd like to talk to history girl but there really isn't much for common ground except the ol' "so what do you think of this class?" bullshit. One of my female friends that's a pretty lame way to start a conversation, but at the very least it is something. I'd also like some advice on what to say to Brunette girl. It'd pretty much talking to a total stranger (a very sexy, stranger) and I have zero material, like David Letterman.

I usually just go with the generic "hi" and go from there, but be careful not to sound like a douchebag and ALWAYS talk with confidence with a slight hint of humility. Those awkward silent moments are going to be there if don't know what you have common, but that's what talking is for: communicating and bonding with other human beings. Just ask questions and try to make chitchat, but don't come off as prying for information.

As I would normally say to friends, "Stop being a fuck-ass-shit and get 'r done! It's just a fucking chick!"

What do you expect me to say to that? Want an analysis of the poetic prose? Here's my thoughts on it.

The first rhyming sentence are romantic way to say that this chick makes you happy and makes you forget all your heartache.

The second part is about stepping into the unknown. You use a curtain, because you don't know what's behind it. It could be nothing, or it could be the old man, like in The Wizard of Oz. The fear and trembling is just an anxiety we feel until we overcome and expose it. Afterall, the wizard was omnipotent and grandiose until a little dog exposed the old man behind the curtain.