Note to Carlos Beltran: go fuck yourself.
I'm bored as hell. Strange to say that because it's now 4 in the morning of January the 7th. Nothing helps boredom at godforsaken hours of the day like sleeping for 13 hours the day before. So I went to bed at 1 the other morning and woke up at 2 in the afternoon. Something is amiss.
I don't know why I do it, but...
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boundcreature:
it would be like meeting a chick and telling her up-front that you were only "so-so" in the sack...
Again, nothing important happening. I went to the dentist yesterday, which is now becoming a pain. I know most people hate going which is totally understandable, but the dental hygenist was a complete bitch to me. Instead of asking if her constant raking on my metal/cold water sensitive upper-left molar, she just kept pouring on the pain. My gums are still inflamed from her harassment....
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xmilitaryxmikex:
I hate those dating shows because the people on there are always douchebags. The Date My Mom show was pretty amusing, because eventually you know you have to meet the parents. Plus, some of those moms were better packages than their daughters. Can you say MILF?!
Nothing going on as of late...just waking up in the afternoon everyday and watching the boob-tube until morning. Jealous?
Bah, I need to pick up some books and read.
Bah, I need to pick up some books and read.
xmilitaryxmikex:
Boobs, sounds like a good idea. Oh wait, isn't that every day I check SG? :|
Reading a book sounds like a good idea, but I'm about to start classes on the 18th so I wanna be dumb until then.
Reading a book sounds like a good idea, but I'm about to start classes on the 18th so I wanna be dumb until then.
As an introvert, it is in my power to avoid social situations. I hate them. They make me feel uncomfortable-- a bizarre cross-bread that either everybody is looking at me, or nobody at all is looking at me. Seriously, this shit blows.
Dinner with the family at the oh-so-classy Walker's Grill. I liked my meal and my water was the fucking bomb.
The wild adventures...
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Dinner with the family at the oh-so-classy Walker's Grill. I liked my meal and my water was the fucking bomb.
The wild adventures...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
Yeah, you should give your wrists a break from the razor blades, too! 
I didn't have too awesome a night, either, but I was with friends, so that's all that mattered to me.
I didn't have too awesome a night, either, but I was with friends, so that's all that mattered to me.
Jake gives me a call tonight and suggests that we should go to this crapshoot, Wild West Saloon, and dance it up with the "hotties." Me being the incredibly introverted fella that I am, I accept.
Craig gets called on his obviously fake ID and he is forced to leave, which in turn forces Jake and me to leave. After a couple run ins with...
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Craig gets called on his obviously fake ID and he is forced to leave, which in turn forces Jake and me to leave. After a couple run ins with...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
I say pimp dem ho's like they don't know! hahaha. Good work playing them and keeping the upper hand on the game. Sucks the male:famale ratio is so shitty, but it makes you look like such a pimp when you score the chick.
All I can say is good luck on the festivities tonight. I'm not really looking to hook-up, but rather just have fun with my friends (granted they're all very non-edge).
All I can say is good luck on the festivities tonight. I'm not really looking to hook-up, but rather just have fun with my friends (granted they're all very non-edge).
So this is my second go-round with staying up through the night. Hopefully this time will be different than last-- I fell asleep on my bed shortly after eating Frosted Flakes at nine in the morning. I've done nothing but listen to my iPod since three a.m. I don't even remember buying Pretty Girls Make Graves "album" "Good Health." Well actually I do, but I...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
Sounds like you're planning to live like I do, except I try to minimize the regrets I have, honestly. I'm there with you on the long history of family troubles, though.
chetbroke:
ya i gotta work on that girl thing myself
Nothing overly exciting to report.
For the past few nights I've been importing music onto my new ipod. It's a labor of love.
I've been hanging out and talking with my best friend Chris the past couple days. It's always good to touch bases with dear friends.
My sleep pattern is way out of whack: roughly 3am to 2:30pm.
I'm going to call Millie today,...
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For the past few nights I've been importing music onto my new ipod. It's a labor of love.
I've been hanging out and talking with my best friend Chris the past couple days. It's always good to touch bases with dear friends.
My sleep pattern is way out of whack: roughly 3am to 2:30pm.
I'm going to call Millie today,...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
Napoleon Dynamite is so fucking rad in the fact that it's like 2003 but everyone dresses like it was 1985. All I can say is it's all about Pedro!
I hate iPod for some reason. There's just something about them and MP3 players that just rattles my nerves like fashion-core kids.
I hate iPod for some reason. There's just something about them and MP3 players that just rattles my nerves like fashion-core kids.
Super fun holidays (sarcasm or not, you decide)
Christmas Eve was pretty great, when disected and observed in small doses as my niece tends ruins things. Following nearly every happy moment she would butt in with all her 4 year old annoyance. I was quite suprised though that she was able to keep her mouth shut when my mom opened the earrings and necklace my...
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Christmas Eve was pretty great, when disected and observed in small doses as my niece tends ruins things. Following nearly every happy moment she would butt in with all her 4 year old annoyance. I was quite suprised though that she was able to keep her mouth shut when my mom opened the earrings and necklace my...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
8 calls? Goddamn that's obsessive. What a psycho. You should tell him to chill out a bit. Maybe make that a New Year's Resolution to tell people what you really think. Your obsessive friend, chicks you have things for, random people that piss you off, etc.
So, absolute random ramblings a plenty:
Tonight I saw "Lemony Snickets: A Series of Unfortunate Events." I liked it a whole lot and would have enjoyed my movie experience even more if the fools behind me would have shut their mouths. What's the point of going to movies if all one does is talk? Aren't there coffee shops for that? And worst of all it...
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Tonight I saw "Lemony Snickets: A Series of Unfortunate Events." I liked it a whole lot and would have enjoyed my movie experience even more if the fools behind me would have shut their mouths. What's the point of going to movies if all one does is talk? Aren't there coffee shops for that? And worst of all it...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
Being a designated driver always sucks, whether you drink or not. I just hope you got some play last night and were safe the whole time (driving, mostly).
What is it with flakey-ass chicks?!
What is it with flakey-ass chicks?!
Uh...who is he?