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09.02.16

Feb 9, 2016
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Today I learnt three things:

- I am bad at flipping pancakes: I have been so excited all day to get home, buy the ingredients and flip the little fuckers to my hearts content. That excitement faded fast as I lost two pancakes in a row. With limited eggs, my cockiness when flipping made me a flight risk. I let my pal, Charley, take over. (Video of disaster available on instagram: @anoukephyra)

- I need a new job: Unsure if it was the exciting prospect of pancake flipping or my dread of turning up 5 minutes late to work and getting bollocked but en route I found myself in a coffee shop on the phone to work blaming my wisdom teeth for my absence. After feeling zero guilt and lighter shoulders for this decision, I realised I completely hate my job. I spent the day applying to lots of new ones but what I really want to do is roll around in underwear so if anyone would like to fund that, hit me up.

- I was not made to be boring: For those who don't follow me on social media, I had my hair cut. The excessive dying it has endured, I am proud it has lasted this long, however it needed the ends (and then some) cut off. So I did and obviously I regret it mega-tons. I feel like I'm being suppressed in some way and unable to express creativity. As soon as it gets longer, I'll be returning the crazy coloured hair world!

(Also my new set is out in UNDER 2 MONTHS by @Mikewhitephotog and he is the best and most talented human ever and I cannot wait for you to see it. Good vibes about this one.)

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del:
You are awesome and I hope the job hunt goes well. I had pancakes yesterday and couldn't turn them over even with a spatula so they were just a mess. It was super depressing.
Feb 11, 2016
wolfling:
I feels. I wish I could throw pizza dough in the air. lol. You are gorgeous with short hair btw!
Feb 11, 2016

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