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I have jury duty tomorrow. It's not the federal court, so even I do get selected -- well, I hope it doesn't last long. Blah. I put off the summons twice because I had school. Boo.

My summons number is 42. Dude. Does that mean I'll learn the meaning of life when I arrive at the court house at... EIGHT AM? Oh my god. That's...
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I'm staying in tonight. I've decided to only go to parties that have gift bags. I like free stuff, don't you?

Today, I caught up with recent episodes of This American Life, and I started crying because there was a segment (or "act") on one of my favorite movies, The Beaver Trilogy. It's one of my favorite movies. It's... not a sad segment....
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Y'all, this is going to be a short little entry because I am off to my friend's house to preview a gay art porn that will be out on DVD in September. (Or we'll go to the Shaq party if we can figure out where it is.) He (my friend, not Shaq) got a screener DVD because he's fucking someone. That's how people get screeners,...
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So I am procrastinating, as you do when you have a paper due. My paper is so pretentious that I think it will print itself out, walk off on its own little papery feet, and form a band with Muslimgauze and the David Cross character who only watches foreign films and listens to marching band music. I introduce it with a KIERKEGAARD quote. Oh yes...
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Why doesn't the peanut butter in Reese's Pieces taste the same as the peanut butter in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? These are the things that keep me up at night. Well, not really. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.

I'm supposed to write a composition for a Spanish class. In this composition, I am accused of a crime and I am to plead my innocence. I...
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Preface (which was written ten minutes after I posted this entry): Don't read this entry. It's more at home in some dumb girl's livejournal. I'm just yelling at the wind, y'all.



I think I want a brother, a nice one. That's why it hurts so much when he calls me a whore, when he tells me I only have friends because they pity me, that...
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What is the appropriate response to the following statement? "The Da Vinci Code is my favorite book." It's probably not, "Oh my god, that book was so stupid. I knew the ending ten pages into the book." That's what I said to my peers in Spanish 102. Well, you know, it's better than my initial thought, which was, "What, are you retarded?" The book...
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Who wants a gmail account? The first person to post will get a shiny gmail account.

I am too antsy to sit down and write a new entry. Summer session II starts tomorrow. I have a science fiction lit class and Spanish 102. My day starts at 10:05 am, and it ends at 1... something. And then I have to go do my internship thing...
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Today, I received another cortisone injection. And I fainted, because I opened my eyes like an idiot and saw the needle going inside my foot. I have two neuromas, one in each foot. This sucks. Hard. Well, at least my insurance covers the cortisone injections. COULD YOU ASSHOLES COVER CUSTOM-MADE INSOLES? You know, that I need? So I don't suffer irreversible nerve damage? Thank you....
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My cell phone is ringing, and my caller ID says it's from someone who I do not feel like talking to, and I am singing along to my ring tone because I am a nerd.

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious.

Oh, yes, that IS my ring tone.

I am seeing a podiatrist next week to see about getting this...
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