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My brother isn't happy with his life, so he takes it out on us. He's only happy when he's belitting his family members and asserting his inherent superiority. Oh no, Mike's flawless. There's nothing wrong with him. He's in the perfect position to tell us how much we suck, that we're fucking peons and dilettantes.

Hmmm. When does he return to Oberlin?
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kaos1:
hi!

you should kick him in the nards.
exploded:
want me to beat him up? i can...seriously! ::puffs out manly chest::

wait...who said that?
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School isn't so bad. I mean, it's not good, and it's not so bad that I'll attempt to kill myself -- again, ha ha -- but it's okay.

My abnormal psych prof has a cute Canadian TA. He used the words "out" and also "about." I don't know why that amuses me.

I think I'm a little bothered when I see grammatical and mechanical errors...
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girlcatx:
i thought he changed back after big baby jesus? ah well, i been outta the loop for a while...
mmmm being a student. god how i miss being on the other end of the syllabi.
user8935778:
school is bad.
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I was talking on the phone with a friend when call waiting went off. I pressed the flash button and got a call from a man possibly creepier than the guy who likes to call up WVUM and talk about phallic objects. I heard an unfamiliar voice, and this guy asks me who he's speaking with, which isn't unusual, because hey, it could be a...
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girlcatx:
2 words. caller id.

dear ken,
you're a creepy fuckwad. does your mom know you're using the phone down there in the basement for crank calls?
kid_607_evil_ins:
i cannot believe Paul "silly fucking P's" sedaris has his own website. The little goofy logo...his big belly next to the sign. Oh, I love it. I'm gettin' me one.

yeah those creepers are good when I'm 5' 9" and the girl i dated was 5' 8.5" and wore heels all the time. ah, but i don't have to worry about that any more. reason #20 to break up with her.

i am not lying. my roommate recently told me she wants to be a Luke and Owen Wilson sandwich. I said, "Wow, you'd trust that two men wouldn't be too much for you?" (she has previous exp. with a man and a woman). She said, "As long as they didn't forget about me and go off on their own". her desired effect from that comment was immediately manifest, as I became mortified and whitefaced. That is kind of grody and wrong. Ah, but what do i know.

"there's only one Cex and your girlfriend's pissed cos you aint him"
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School starts on monday. I'm in an "I can do this" frame of mind. Not an "I want to do this" frame of mind. I think the only thing that's keeping me from dropping out is the idea that I'll get a job less loathsome than manning a drive-thru window or living in retail hell.

I had one professor last semester that I really liked....
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joyrider:
nah, the job you will get will probably be just as souless and dehumanizing, but at least they will pay you better and you'll have more respect, whatever that is.

not like i know. i dropped out of school. thank you, pull up to the first window.
estrada:
School starts Monday for me and I'm okay with that.
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Ugh. I used a hair product called Rusk "Str8." My hair is straight, I suppose, but it's also a matted and hard shell.

I have to go wash this crap out of my hair now.
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drstinkypants:
i reccomend you taking a picture and putting it up as your new profile pic asap.
thanks
user8935778:
first of all. GRAM. straigth hair does not suck.

second of all. you didnt use it right darling. ill show you how to do it
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Oh, for fuck's sake. My brother's pitching another hissyfit. He acts like he's going on 4, not 22. I want to smack him.
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girlcatx:
in a little less than a month i will behold the catalogue and all the sexy sexy chairs...
user8935778:
yes, but is he handsome and single? if so pass him my way. if not dont bother.
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So the date went well last night. We had dinner at Anokha, a really great Indian restaurant in Coconut Grove. We ate vegetable naan, paneer makhani, navrata korma, dal makkhani, and kessar pullao. It was so good. She wanted to pay for it all, and I probably should've let her because I couldn't really afford it, but I didn't want to seem like a total...
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Okay, I think I forgot about my date tomorrow simply because I'm scared. Of people. Of relationships. Of dating. Of making an ass of myself and rejection.

But Erin seems to like me. Yeah, she's the girl I had sex with on New Year's Eve. It was a really weird situation, but I recognized her voice when she called me. I sound like such a...
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joyrider:
i am in "relationships are a distraction" mode at the moment. you have my sympathies.
girlcatx:
eeep. it's weird to see one's own name in other people's journal entries...

good luck on your romancin. a hottie bug studying botanist sounds too good to be true...