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Monday Sep 19, 2005

Sep 19, 2005
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My granny was named Rita. I told my dad that Hurricane Rita is coming after us because he married a shiksa.

Rita, please don't hurt your grandchildren. Thanks.

Don't worry about us. It's only a 1 or a 2.

In other news, who are the assholes voting nay on my incredibly awesome tee shirt idea? I can just imagine it! A cute little possibly anthropomorphized jar of jam with a check mark next to it, and some sort of drawing of a horribly bad jam band, like Phish or Incredible String Cheese Incident or whatever they're called or some amalmagation thereof, and a large X for no next to it. IT WOULD BE CUTE.

It's such a good idea. These naysayers must have really bad taste in music. Or food. Who doesn't like jam??? I want some strawberry jam now.
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lemonkid:
I'll think of you tomorrow night when I'm rocking out. I'll try to take some pictures too.
Sep 28, 2005
lemonkid:
Thanks!
Sep 28, 2005

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