Dear God,
Why do You suck so hard? Seriously, what's the deal with frying my power supply and possibly my logic board? And now I have to wait 5-10 days for those Apple Store bastards to fix it?
Well, at least You didn't send that bolt of lightning on December '05. Because then my warranty would have been up, and I would've had to pay over $900 to fix my goddamn computer. Thanks.
Love,
anonymouse
Man, that wasn't nearly as eloquent as that XTC song, is it? Nor was it as awesome as Kevin's rants in VALIS, about his dead cat and showing it to God when he dies and asking, "Why are You such an asshole?" Or something to that effect. I'm going to quote one of my favorite lines from that book again. "'There's something in the Bible about falling sparrows. [...] About his eye being on them. That's what's wrong with God; he only has one eye.'"
Yeah. That's what's wrong with Him.
P.S. GOD: Why did you spare my roommate's PC, fuckface? GOD! You suck. I'm going to go listen to Heaven to Hell by the Tiger Lillies, because I know You don't like that song very much. And then I'm going to go listen to Banging in the Nails, because the song is about some guy sticking his organ in Your son's mouth, and I'm certain you HATE that one.
Why do You suck so hard? Seriously, what's the deal with frying my power supply and possibly my logic board? And now I have to wait 5-10 days for those Apple Store bastards to fix it?
Well, at least You didn't send that bolt of lightning on December '05. Because then my warranty would have been up, and I would've had to pay over $900 to fix my goddamn computer. Thanks.
Love,
anonymouse
Man, that wasn't nearly as eloquent as that XTC song, is it? Nor was it as awesome as Kevin's rants in VALIS, about his dead cat and showing it to God when he dies and asking, "Why are You such an asshole?" Or something to that effect. I'm going to quote one of my favorite lines from that book again. "'There's something in the Bible about falling sparrows. [...] About his eye being on them. That's what's wrong with God; he only has one eye.'"
Yeah. That's what's wrong with Him.
P.S. GOD: Why did you spare my roommate's PC, fuckface? GOD! You suck. I'm going to go listen to Heaven to Hell by the Tiger Lillies, because I know You don't like that song very much. And then I'm going to go listen to Banging in the Nails, because the song is about some guy sticking his organ in Your son's mouth, and I'm certain you HATE that one.
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The episode order definitely screwed with me.
Martin Starr's commentaries always drive me insane. Just say something!
I have a friend who works for an interior designer/architect of some considerable renown in L.A. The designer is a very good guy - great to work for. He needs someone in Miami as he's working on a project there and is there approx 1 week out of every month.
Please email me if you know of / think of anyone - that person's name and contact info needed- any ad'l info / resume would be great as well.
The designer gave the following info:
A note from Florida to put on the grapevine. The work here will definitely
pick up for the next three months. Commuting from Los Angeles, I really
need someone in Miami who's looking for some extra income, who has their act
together and is interested in design. Three interior design projects need to
be wrapped in the next 3 months, so I'm looking for someone, maybe with a
little of a film producer's attitude who can mix a creative sense with a get
it done attitude.
This is entry level, but a pretty nice range of work. Transportation and own
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writer who manages his/her own time. Hours and compensation to be adjusted
to skills and availability.