I watched Jeopardy tonight while riding the elliptical bike, and I got EVERY single answer right. I didn't miss one. Of course, it was Celebrity Jeopardy. Every time Julie Bowen rang in, I kept seeing her rubbing her crotch and saying, "Yeah, cowboy. Fuck that ass, fuck it!" That sounds really pornographic, but it's from that comedy short I linked to yesterday, "Raking Leaves," by three of the guys from that sketch comedy show "The State" and Wet Hot American Summer, one of the top 10 funniest movies ever. Yeah. Mindy Paige Davis Page from "Trading Spaces" was on "Celebrity Jeopardy," too. And that short guy from the U.S. version of "Queer as Folk." I don't watch "QaF" because (a) I don't get Showtime, and (b) that show hates women. And I don't mean in a would-hate-to-fuck-because-they're-gay sort of way. I mean in an oh-my-stars-and-garters, this-show-is-so-misogynistic, not-all-lesbians-like-power-tools, fuck-you way. 
No thank you. I don't care if the twink who plays Justin is cute. Byron is all the twink I need, thanks.
Yeah, I think "Raking Leaves" might be the funniest one, but "Bored" comes in at a close second. And "Cat" is funny, too. Heh. Michael Showalter telling the kitty that Michael Ian Black and David Wain will fuck up his life as soon as they get the chance. Hee! Love it. But, those clips are sadly lacking in pegging jokes, and "Pizza" comes in at a close third because of that. "Whiffleball" and "Yoga" are tied for fourth place. And I'm not rating the rest. Just watch them. Seriously. You'll either think it's funny, or you won't get it. It's a specific kind of comedy, and not everyone's going to like it. But personally, I love it. Then again, I love the dick and fart jokes, so... Yeah.
Ugh. I have a final on Wednesday. At least it's not early, like on Thursday. And I think I might have a radio show with Jackie, though Jackie doesn't have the May schedule yet. Either way, the criminology professor isn't being a hardass, and she doesn't care if what time we come in as long as we can get the exam done. That's nice. I think I'll go in at 9 instead of 8. She said it's the same length as the other exams, so I'll still have an extra 15 minutes anyway.
Heh. I'm watching "Raking Leaves." I like how serious Bradley Cooper sounds when he says, "You must be here to... rake my leaves." And the sad, melodramatic piano plinks away in the background. And then Michael Ian Black says, "We'll rake whatever you want if the money's right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!" And he cracks himself up. God, Bradley has cute dimples.
Hee. I like the part in "Bored" when Sam Rockwell yells, "Do you think I'm a sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck??" Yeah. I also like the part where he's shirtless, and the part when he gets money stuffed in his jeans. And the parts when he dances around. Yayyyy!
I'm kind of delirious. With the studying. I studied eight hours today. And I spent my breaks IM'ing and watching those little movies. I like watching "Yoga" for Bradley Cooper's wicked quadroceps. Yeah. Fucking hot.
Nnnggghhh. Finals suck.
I don't really have that much to say, but I have a stack of books I want to read, and I can't wait for this to be over. Okay, some of those books are comics books, sure, but I also have linguistics books on regional language and books on Lindbergh and the Great Circus Fire.
Okay, that's enough senseless babbling. Seriously, go watch those movies. For real.
No thank you. I don't care if the twink who plays Justin is cute. Byron is all the twink I need, thanks.
Yeah, I think "Raking Leaves" might be the funniest one, but "Bored" comes in at a close second. And "Cat" is funny, too. Heh. Michael Showalter telling the kitty that Michael Ian Black and David Wain will fuck up his life as soon as they get the chance. Hee! Love it. But, those clips are sadly lacking in pegging jokes, and "Pizza" comes in at a close third because of that. "Whiffleball" and "Yoga" are tied for fourth place. And I'm not rating the rest. Just watch them. Seriously. You'll either think it's funny, or you won't get it. It's a specific kind of comedy, and not everyone's going to like it. But personally, I love it. Then again, I love the dick and fart jokes, so... Yeah.
Ugh. I have a final on Wednesday. At least it's not early, like on Thursday. And I think I might have a radio show with Jackie, though Jackie doesn't have the May schedule yet. Either way, the criminology professor isn't being a hardass, and she doesn't care if what time we come in as long as we can get the exam done. That's nice. I think I'll go in at 9 instead of 8. She said it's the same length as the other exams, so I'll still have an extra 15 minutes anyway.
Heh. I'm watching "Raking Leaves." I like how serious Bradley Cooper sounds when he says, "You must be here to... rake my leaves." And the sad, melodramatic piano plinks away in the background. And then Michael Ian Black says, "We'll rake whatever you want if the money's right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!" And he cracks himself up. God, Bradley has cute dimples.
Hee. I like the part in "Bored" when Sam Rockwell yells, "Do you think I'm a sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck??" Yeah. I also like the part where he's shirtless, and the part when he gets money stuffed in his jeans. And the parts when he dances around. Yayyyy!
I'm kind of delirious. With the studying. I studied eight hours today. And I spent my breaks IM'ing and watching those little movies. I like watching "Yoga" for Bradley Cooper's wicked quadroceps. Yeah. Fucking hot.
Nnnggghhh. Finals suck.
I don't really have that much to say, but I have a stack of books I want to read, and I can't wait for this to be over. Okay, some of those books are comics books, sure, but I also have linguistics books on regional language and books on Lindbergh and the Great Circus Fire.
Okay, that's enough senseless babbling. Seriously, go watch those movies. For real.
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glamerdork:
You know, i was all impressed till you said it was celebrity jepordy. You gotta learn when to keep things secret. 
cheech:
Julie sure rubs her crotch hard, huh? Makes you wonder if, in real life.......the boys are really into the music-video-sequence, huh? No wonder they were on MTV...and since MTV doesn't like paying for talent, no wonder they're not on anymore!