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Sunday Jul 03, 2005

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I've been invited to "indulge in the modern martini experience." I don't know what that means, but if it DOES mean free booze, like I think it does... I am so there. The event is apparently in support of the Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS. That's a mouthful. Oh my god, the acronym is DIFFA, as in, "I beg to DIFFA." Awesome.

Fortunately, the DIFFA event does not conflict with my drink-cheap-beer-and-watch-fireworks-on-the-beach plan. You know, for America. Happy birthday, America. I fully intend to also watch hours -- HOURS -- of gay porn to celebrate the birth of a truly great nation. Yes. Well, I'll watch it for as long as I have civil rights, which may not be very long.

Was it something I said, Sandy? C'mon, we can still be friends. I won't try to put my hand underneath your shirt any more. Come here, Sandy, come sit on the bench. Stay! Please? You know they're just going to replace you with a Poor Man's Scalia or something, and you don't want that, do you? I'll tell you what. America doesn't want that. Don't stay for me, Sandy, stay for America.
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adjunct:
Last time I was invited to participate in the modern [alcoholic beverage] experience, I showed up ten minutes early to some scotch tasting and was turned away because they were already filled up. And not with scotch.

The fireworks here are held over the Art Museum, which is the dead center of a neighborhood bordered by a river, a freeway, and a bunch of parkways you can't drive on. Nobody goes to the fireworks anymore.
Jul 4, 2005
lemonkid:
Let me know how you find the "modern martini experience."
Jul 5, 2005

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