In addendum to the entry I wrote a few hours ago: There's a flaw in my Yahoo! groups plan. I forgot that you have to verify your mail before you get any mail from your groups. So. I signed up both his accounts of the Nambla newsletters and various disgusting porn sites -- including farm sex sites. I'm blind now, by the way. I'm using a braille keyboard to type this entry. GOD, seriously, ISN'T IT ILLEGAL TO DO THAT SHIT?? I don't care. I'm just glad I wasn't using my computer to sign that asshole up for that shit.
I want to clarify, though, that this guy called me a "stupid cunt" before I called him an asshole, and before I began to hover. I was calmly trying to explain to him the issue with the printers, but he would have none of it. He said, "Leave me alone, you stupid cunt."
After I got his email addresses, I said, "I hope you get tons of venereal diseases from all the people you have to pay in order to get laid."
I'm vindictive and petty, I know this. But... I probably wouldn't have done this if he hadn't called me a stupid cunt, you know?
FUN FACT TIME! Do you know why the left lane is called the FASTLANE?? Because you're supposed to go fast in it! The speed limit is 45, grandma, not 30, so go in the slow lane, also known as the right lane, and let the people who are going to die young in car accidents (i.e., me) have their lane.
Ooh, ooh! My mom got me glow-in-the-dark Spongebob Squarepants band-aids.
Yayyy! I want crabcakes now. But I'm waiting for the opportunity to eat less than stellar crabcakes just so I can say, "Crabcakes? More like crapcakes!"
Okay, I'm going to see if my Nikon software is going to cooperate with me so I can post some sticker pictures on the SG Army boards.
I want to clarify, though, that this guy called me a "stupid cunt" before I called him an asshole, and before I began to hover. I was calmly trying to explain to him the issue with the printers, but he would have none of it. He said, "Leave me alone, you stupid cunt."
After I got his email addresses, I said, "I hope you get tons of venereal diseases from all the people you have to pay in order to get laid."
I'm vindictive and petty, I know this. But... I probably wouldn't have done this if he hadn't called me a stupid cunt, you know?
FUN FACT TIME! Do you know why the left lane is called the FASTLANE?? Because you're supposed to go fast in it! The speed limit is 45, grandma, not 30, so go in the slow lane, also known as the right lane, and let the people who are going to die young in car accidents (i.e., me) have their lane.
Ooh, ooh! My mom got me glow-in-the-dark Spongebob Squarepants band-aids.

Okay, I'm going to see if my Nikon software is going to cooperate with me so I can post some sticker pictures on the SG Army boards.
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I'm glad you dig the Stewart. Don't you think Sarandon was a little....ehh..a little stuffy-assed to him? I'll be honest, I really hadn't WATCHED him much since Sept 11 but I think I will now. Like gnat's piss, he is a golden shaft when all around is darkness. I quoted Python, so sue me!
I didn't wanna dis Sorcha, but I felt like it's the opposite, that Conan's eyes are funny. They're as beady as George W's. Not that Conan's ugly but still....