Last night, I threw up when I saw on the news that Iraw was being dirty bombed. It's not that I'm opposed to Saddam being taken down, because I'm not. That man is fucking insane, and it needs to happen. But before we went to war with Iraq, I think some of the issues going on in the US should have been resolved, that there should've been some diplomacy. Israel and Palestine? Resolve that first, then take down Saddam. Jeez.
This morning, before criminology class began, Jewel, Jackie (not LilJackKnife), Danna, and I had a discussion that started with me saying, "I would vote for anyone if it meant getting Bush out of office. I would vote for Al fucking Sharpton." Then it sort of devolved into, "I would vote for OJ Simpson." "Oh, yeah? I would vote for Robert Blake." "Yeah? I would vote for Robert Blake's pigeon friend!" And so on. Jewel and I agree that the 9/11 wouldn't have happened if Gore was in office. I think Al Qaeda wouldn't have hated Gore as much or his foreign policy. I mean, I'm an American, and I fucking HATE Bush.
Oh, well.
For those of you interested, the other tracks on my old band's demo, in addition to "Picking Up Chicks at Abortion Clinics," include the following: "Get a Vibrator (and Shut Up)"; "Stick it in Me (and Twist); "Slut Pride"; a cover tune of AC/DC's "Big Balls"; "Fuck Blow, Vicodan's the Go." This was at a point in our "career" where we had learned to play our instruments a bit better. See, Dez, Jen, and I were in jazz band. Jen played the piano in jazz band, drums in our band. Dez played baritone sax in jazz band, bass in our band. I played clarinet in jazz band, guitar and vocals in our band. So. We were musical people, we just never really learned to play rock and roll instruments.
I really want to go to Turbonegro tonight, but my car's fucking transmission fluid is leaking, and I probably won't make it to Boynton Beach without something really shitty happening to my car. Ah. Fuck.
I'm still accepting pictures of wangs. I'll give you a cookie.
This morning, before criminology class began, Jewel, Jackie (not LilJackKnife), Danna, and I had a discussion that started with me saying, "I would vote for anyone if it meant getting Bush out of office. I would vote for Al fucking Sharpton." Then it sort of devolved into, "I would vote for OJ Simpson." "Oh, yeah? I would vote for Robert Blake." "Yeah? I would vote for Robert Blake's pigeon friend!" And so on. Jewel and I agree that the 9/11 wouldn't have happened if Gore was in office. I think Al Qaeda wouldn't have hated Gore as much or his foreign policy. I mean, I'm an American, and I fucking HATE Bush.
Oh, well.
For those of you interested, the other tracks on my old band's demo, in addition to "Picking Up Chicks at Abortion Clinics," include the following: "Get a Vibrator (and Shut Up)"; "Stick it in Me (and Twist); "Slut Pride"; a cover tune of AC/DC's "Big Balls"; "Fuck Blow, Vicodan's the Go." This was at a point in our "career" where we had learned to play our instruments a bit better. See, Dez, Jen, and I were in jazz band. Jen played the piano in jazz band, drums in our band. Dez played baritone sax in jazz band, bass in our band. I played clarinet in jazz band, guitar and vocals in our band. So. We were musical people, we just never really learned to play rock and roll instruments.
I really want to go to Turbonegro tonight, but my car's fucking transmission fluid is leaking, and I probably won't make it to Boynton Beach without something really shitty happening to my car. Ah. Fuck.
I'm still accepting pictures of wangs. I'll give you a cookie.
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I loathe Bush and I am happy to say I didn't vote for him in the last election, nor will I vote for him in the next election. I can't believe that anyone actually likes the guy.