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Apparently, my brother or father told some Jehovah's witnesses or something that he didn't believe in God. So they came back to bother ME. And I told them, "Well, now, I'm agnostic. So I'm open to the IDEA of God, but I have a paper to write at this moment, so if you'll excuse me." And then I closed the door, because shutting the door in someone's face is nowhere near as rude as bothering people at their homes and foisting their beliefs onto people just trying to write a goddamn paper, thereby forcing them to write a journal entry about the event and forestalling the writing of the aforementioned paper.

Oh. Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes this sunday. Some pals organized a fagtastic Oscar birthday party, which meant I could shout, "Look at her ugly teeth, look at her ugly teeth!" whenever the camera panned to the unfortunately-attired-but-hot-as-fuck-anyway Depp and his ugly dilettante of a wife, and no one could say, "Shut it!" Bitch has ugly teeth, and he deserves better. Like me.

Oh, I got some presents, too:

- The Saddest Ghost Lamp by Marcel Dzama
- A pretty Michael Kors watch that sort of looks like a bracelet. It's black plastic and leather.
- A gift basket of LUSH bath stuff
- Bartlebees records that I have not been able to find, thank you, Byron!
- The complete Freaks and Geeks script collections
- The Freaks and Geeks SOUNDTRACK (The liner notes are awesome because Mr. Rosso interprets the songs. Some excerpts: On "The Spirit of Radio" by Rush, he fits in the line, "And you're all invited to the 'record release party' called . . . graduation"; on The Groove Line's "Heatwave," he says, " So while you're gettin' funky on your groove line, don't forget to study and keep those grades up, or one day you may find yourself gettin' a little LESS funky on . . . the unemployment line. Study fever -- catch it!"; regarding "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me," he calls Warren Zevon a "Gloomy Gus." LOVESIT)
- Degrassi DVD box set
- Farscape season 3 DVD box set (I have two more seasons I need to buy)
- Gift card for Books and Books

Yay! Also, thanks to burrholes and BigWobbles for the free iTunes codes. Muchos besos

Okay, I need to write this fucking paper for my Shakespeare class, so that's it for now.