Seriously, what the hell is it with animals raping each other around me. I was on my way to feed the ducks -- it's become a Spring Break routine, as some of you might've noticed -- and two mallards were chasing after a female duck. I wasn't quite sure what was going on at first -- I just saw three ducks waddle faster than I've ever seen ducks waddle. Anyway, they kept trying to mount her, she kept trying to run way. Eventually, four female ducks came out of nowhere around the corner and started intimidating the two would-be rapists. They sort of waddled away in shame. I then proceeded to feed the other ducks. Also, I noticed that those weird red-beaked black ducks also come with white beaks. I fed them, too. And that weird navy-blue bird was sun bathing on the rocks. It's really pretty.
Enough duck talk. I've now learned that it's not a very good idea to do Pilates while sick. I woke up this morning, and I quickly realized that, while I was still not a 100%, I had regained my sense of smell. My mom stopped calling me Phlegmy. I'm pretty sure Flem is a real name. And if it isn't, it's probably the name of a character on Spongebob Squarepants or some other Nickelodeon cartoon. Either way, I pulled a muscle while using the reformer. Ow.
Question: When did VH1 change? I haven't watched MTV or VH1 in ages, and I turned on VH1 last night and saw a Snoop Dogg video. When did they stop playing Tom Petty and Peter Gabriel and start playing rap? Eh. Then that Christina Aguilera video for "Beautiful" came on, and I started crying during it, and I blame the PMS. It's just all, you can be beautiful while wearing a mohawk public transportation, or while being a gay man and making out with your gay boyfriend, et cetera. I PMS for a week. That's a long while. Especially when my period lasts for about 4-5 days. So that's about two weeks out of each month. Yeah. I'm dealing with my menstrual cycle half the year. Stop it, reproductive system. I don't want babies! Probably.
Enough duck talk. I've now learned that it's not a very good idea to do Pilates while sick. I woke up this morning, and I quickly realized that, while I was still not a 100%, I had regained my sense of smell. My mom stopped calling me Phlegmy. I'm pretty sure Flem is a real name. And if it isn't, it's probably the name of a character on Spongebob Squarepants or some other Nickelodeon cartoon. Either way, I pulled a muscle while using the reformer. Ow.
Question: When did VH1 change? I haven't watched MTV or VH1 in ages, and I turned on VH1 last night and saw a Snoop Dogg video. When did they stop playing Tom Petty and Peter Gabriel and start playing rap? Eh. Then that Christina Aguilera video for "Beautiful" came on, and I started crying during it, and I blame the PMS. It's just all, you can be beautiful while wearing a mohawk public transportation, or while being a gay man and making out with your gay boyfriend, et cetera. I PMS for a week. That's a long while. Especially when my period lasts for about 4-5 days. So that's about two weeks out of each month. Yeah. I'm dealing with my menstrual cycle half the year. Stop it, reproductive system. I don't want babies! Probably.
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I was just checking Amazon for ...If... being on DVD. No! And neither is O Lucky Man, but the weakest movie in the "trilogy" (they aren't reeeeally related) Britannia Hospital, IS on DVD, and it wasn't even in print a couple years back...hmm...well, I dunno what's in DVD. They'll never put out Koyaanisqatsi...and I have two versions of the soundtrack CD!