I got an A- on my language development test! I got an A- on my language development test! I got an A- on my language development test!
Some things are worth following the rule of three. However, some things aren't. Like, paying full price for a crappy, substandard class taught by a graduate student. The instructor was 10 minutes late. Then she had the nerve to take roll. If you're going to take roll, be on time, bitch! I am going to transcribe my notes in full from today's Social Problems class:
-11.7% rate in 2001 - slight decrease from 1999, 2000.
-Increase in poverty, decrease in median household income.
-For every dollar a man earns, a woman earns $.76.
-Oh my god, I know about the feminization of poverty for fuck's sake. Kill me.
-Fuck. Classes taught by grad students should cost less. Substandard education here, assholes!
-The bitch reads out of the book! I can read from the fucking book @ home, bitch! Stop wasting my time!
-Higher infant mortality rate in other countries (e.g., India) than some states in US.
-Poverty went way down wirh war on poverty, then it went all the way up with Reagan and Bush because they were fucking assholes, and it's only going to get fucking worse with Dubya favoring the rich. Asshole.
-Oh my god, she doesn't know what TANF stands for. It's your job, asshole. If you're going to come late, at least come prepared. I want a refund.
The end.
Oh, but I don't care at the moment because I got an A-! And I was hoping I at least got a C! YAYYYYY!
YAY!
Also, the Miami International Film Festival is coming, and I faxed my tickets over. My mom is an "associate producer" because it's actually more affordable to pay a lot of money. That way you get 12 complimentary tickets. I'm a student film buff because I can only spare $50.
Ooh! I faxed the ticket orders in on Monday. Here is what I am going to see:
-The Dancer Upstairs is directed by my ex-boyfriend John Malkovich, and it stars my boyfriend Javier Bardem.
-Dirty Pretty Things is directed by Stephen Frears. He did High Fidelity and My Beautiful Laundrette. It stars my girlfriend Audrey Tautou.
-Laurel Canyon is directed by the lady who did High Art. I don't think Frances McDormand is a lesbian in this movie, but she smokes pot.
Los Lunes al Sol is yet another movie starring my boyfriend Javier Bardem. You know, there was a movie starring my other boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal, but the plot looked really stupid, and it had Penelope Cruz, and she can't act, and she sucks, and she's in that stupid Coke commercial, and I won't buy a Coke because it makes Penelope burp. I'll buy a Coke when the Coke can make her act.
-Salom is going to be amazing. It's directed by the legendary Carlos Saura, and he's going to be there! He's going to be interviewed for an hour before the film, and I'm creaming my pants over it. His movies are so beautifully shot because he was a cinematographer before he was a director, and oh jesus, I love his movies, and I love the biblical story of Salom, it's my favorite. She asked for the head of John the Baptist in return for a dance. The dancing in his movies... oh. Can you tell I'm excited??
-Till Human Voices Wake Us can suck, and I won't care because it has my boyfriend Guy Pearce and my girlfriend Helena Bonham Carter. Guy should've been Daredevil. I don't care if he's British. He can affect an American accent, and more importantly, he can act. Also, his hair looks real. And he's not dating J. Lo. Fucking J. Lo.
-Shaolin Soccer is a great movie. I've seen it many times, and I hear that director Stephen Chow will be there.
-Pool Hall Junkies can also suck. It stars my lover Michael Rosenbaum. Oh god. He's so fucking hot. I watch Smallville on TV even though it sucks because it has John Glover and Michael Rosenbaum, and it's worth watching it just for the scenes between the two. I'm interested in watching Michael Rosenbaum's career, and I want to see it take off because he's a really dynamic actor and has major sex appeal. Also, Lex and Clark never stop eyefucking each other. They're so fucking. This movie also stars Christopher Walken. I had a crush on him when I was 13, but it's worn off because he doesn't know how to say no. Seriously, look at his C.V. Kangaroo Jack? The Country Bears? My love for him is gone.
-Madame Sat is a dramatization of Brazil's legendary drag queen Joo Francisco. It better not suck.
-Winged Migration is a documentary about birds. I like birds. There are cardinals in my backyard! A family! There's a nest in my frangipani tree! And little baby birds that open their mouths! Awwww. I have a bird feeder, and I watch my cats extra close. They will not eat birds.
-Stop Making Sense and Hairspray are both free. They're going to be screened at Nikki Beach Club, and I like The Talking Heads and John Waters equally. Yay!
I've been going to the Film Festival for eight years. I didn't go last year because the year before sucked. Nat Chediak, the director for the film festival, had resigned. Now they have a new director. She directed Sundance for 15 years. I think it should be good. I hope it is.
Either way, I am looking forward to this. Dirty Pretty Things is going to be screened on my birthday, and I'm not looking forward to my birthday because I kind of hate getting older. I nearly had a panic attack when I turned on the radio and heard GnR on the classic rock station. I was alive when Appetite for Destruction was released. I still have the tape from when I first bought it. In fact, it's in my car. And I still rock out to it. I'm not fucking old yet, it's not fucking classic yet. It hasn't even been 20 years. Stop making me feel old.
Some things are worth following the rule of three. However, some things aren't. Like, paying full price for a crappy, substandard class taught by a graduate student. The instructor was 10 minutes late. Then she had the nerve to take roll. If you're going to take roll, be on time, bitch! I am going to transcribe my notes in full from today's Social Problems class:
-11.7% rate in 2001 - slight decrease from 1999, 2000.
-Increase in poverty, decrease in median household income.
-For every dollar a man earns, a woman earns $.76.
-Oh my god, I know about the feminization of poverty for fuck's sake. Kill me.
-Fuck. Classes taught by grad students should cost less. Substandard education here, assholes!
-The bitch reads out of the book! I can read from the fucking book @ home, bitch! Stop wasting my time!
-Higher infant mortality rate in other countries (e.g., India) than some states in US.
-Poverty went way down wirh war on poverty, then it went all the way up with Reagan and Bush because they were fucking assholes, and it's only going to get fucking worse with Dubya favoring the rich. Asshole.
-Oh my god, she doesn't know what TANF stands for. It's your job, asshole. If you're going to come late, at least come prepared. I want a refund.
The end.
Oh, but I don't care at the moment because I got an A-! And I was hoping I at least got a C! YAYYYYY!
YAY!
Also, the Miami International Film Festival is coming, and I faxed my tickets over. My mom is an "associate producer" because it's actually more affordable to pay a lot of money. That way you get 12 complimentary tickets. I'm a student film buff because I can only spare $50.
Ooh! I faxed the ticket orders in on Monday. Here is what I am going to see:
-The Dancer Upstairs is directed by my ex-boyfriend John Malkovich, and it stars my boyfriend Javier Bardem.
-Dirty Pretty Things is directed by Stephen Frears. He did High Fidelity and My Beautiful Laundrette. It stars my girlfriend Audrey Tautou.
-Laurel Canyon is directed by the lady who did High Art. I don't think Frances McDormand is a lesbian in this movie, but she smokes pot.
Los Lunes al Sol is yet another movie starring my boyfriend Javier Bardem. You know, there was a movie starring my other boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal, but the plot looked really stupid, and it had Penelope Cruz, and she can't act, and she sucks, and she's in that stupid Coke commercial, and I won't buy a Coke because it makes Penelope burp. I'll buy a Coke when the Coke can make her act.
-Salom is going to be amazing. It's directed by the legendary Carlos Saura, and he's going to be there! He's going to be interviewed for an hour before the film, and I'm creaming my pants over it. His movies are so beautifully shot because he was a cinematographer before he was a director, and oh jesus, I love his movies, and I love the biblical story of Salom, it's my favorite. She asked for the head of John the Baptist in return for a dance. The dancing in his movies... oh. Can you tell I'm excited??
-Till Human Voices Wake Us can suck, and I won't care because it has my boyfriend Guy Pearce and my girlfriend Helena Bonham Carter. Guy should've been Daredevil. I don't care if he's British. He can affect an American accent, and more importantly, he can act. Also, his hair looks real. And he's not dating J. Lo. Fucking J. Lo.
-Shaolin Soccer is a great movie. I've seen it many times, and I hear that director Stephen Chow will be there.
-Pool Hall Junkies can also suck. It stars my lover Michael Rosenbaum. Oh god. He's so fucking hot. I watch Smallville on TV even though it sucks because it has John Glover and Michael Rosenbaum, and it's worth watching it just for the scenes between the two. I'm interested in watching Michael Rosenbaum's career, and I want to see it take off because he's a really dynamic actor and has major sex appeal. Also, Lex and Clark never stop eyefucking each other. They're so fucking. This movie also stars Christopher Walken. I had a crush on him when I was 13, but it's worn off because he doesn't know how to say no. Seriously, look at his C.V. Kangaroo Jack? The Country Bears? My love for him is gone.
-Madame Sat is a dramatization of Brazil's legendary drag queen Joo Francisco. It better not suck.
-Winged Migration is a documentary about birds. I like birds. There are cardinals in my backyard! A family! There's a nest in my frangipani tree! And little baby birds that open their mouths! Awwww. I have a bird feeder, and I watch my cats extra close. They will not eat birds.
-Stop Making Sense and Hairspray are both free. They're going to be screened at Nikki Beach Club, and I like The Talking Heads and John Waters equally. Yay!
I've been going to the Film Festival for eight years. I didn't go last year because the year before sucked. Nat Chediak, the director for the film festival, had resigned. Now they have a new director. She directed Sundance for 15 years. I think it should be good. I hope it is.
Either way, I am looking forward to this. Dirty Pretty Things is going to be screened on my birthday, and I'm not looking forward to my birthday because I kind of hate getting older. I nearly had a panic attack when I turned on the radio and heard GnR on the classic rock station. I was alive when Appetite for Destruction was released. I still have the tape from when I first bought it. In fact, it's in my car. And I still rock out to it. I'm not fucking old yet, it's not fucking classic yet. It hasn't even been 20 years. Stop making me feel old.
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