My cell phone is ringing, and my caller ID says it's from someone who I do not feel like talking to, and I am singing along to my ring tone because I am a nerd.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious.
Oh, yes, that IS my ring tone.
I am seeing a podiatrist next week to see about getting this neuroma or fibroma or thing removed from my foot. I will not be able to walk or dance properly for a while after that. Of course, I can't walk now! Only limp.
I had to cancel a dancing date last night. We were going to go to the Marlin Hotel and dance to dirty rock and roll dance music. From someone or something called MEG. I HATE MY FOOT.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious.
Oh, yes, that IS my ring tone.
I am seeing a podiatrist next week to see about getting this neuroma or fibroma or thing removed from my foot. I will not be able to walk or dance properly for a while after that. Of course, I can't walk now! Only limp.
I had to cancel a dancing date last night. We were going to go to the Marlin Hotel and dance to dirty rock and roll dance music. From someone or something called MEG. I HATE MY FOOT.
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mine, currently: "they didn't boo us off the stage"