anonymouse

I got my period today. Yay! Now I'm doubled over in pain from the cramps and back pain, my breasts are sore and feel like they're exploding, and my "heavy flow" day came on the very first day because it's so late.

I would get a hysterectomy if it didn't result in premature aging and dying. Fucking hell, where's my goddamn Vioxx?

Don't worry, kids. I'll be a cheery little flower in a few days. And my little kitty Zowie is licking my leg. With her, I sometimes don't know whether to say "aw" or "ew." But I share my food with her sometimes. I think that merits an "euw."