Dear Lanejumpers,
Pick a goddamn lane and STICK WITH IT, ya chuckleheads.
Oh, but I still have good will. BECAUSE AVENUE Q WON. YAY. I will be dancing around the house and listening to the soundtrack ALL WEEK LONG.
I am singing right now.
Everyone's a little bit racist SOMETIMES
It doesn't mean we go around commiting HATE CRIMES
I LOVE IT. I love it, I love it, I love it. I've listened to it a squillion times, and I still laugh when poor closeted Rod sings about his girlfriend, who lives in Canada.
I wish you could meet
My girlfriend,
But you can't,
Because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her,
I can't wait to kiss
Her, so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta,
She lives in Vancou--
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes, I have a girlfriend.
Who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her
pussy again!
And it's a puppet singing it. A PUPPET. It's so awesome. When I first saw this show, I didn't realize that Rod and Nicky were supposed to be simulacrums of Bert and Ernie. I heard it only when i listened to the original cast recording for the first time. God, I love it.
Every single one of you, click this link here. Also, you should go here and listen to "Rod's Dilemma." It's cute. They recorded that for the Committee to win the 2004 Tony Award for Best Musical. AND THEY DID. Yay. And you should see it soon. Because the original cast? IS AWESOME. Ann Harada plays Christmas Eve, and she gives a pitch-perfect line reading of "Get a job!" -- it's her response to her husband singing "I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear," and it makes me laugh every time I hear it. And I laugh every time I hear Gary Coleman (yes, that Gary Coleman, except the role is played by a woman, so... it's not THAT Gary Coleman) sing, "Fuck you, lady! That's what stairs are for" in "Schadenfreude."
It's just... perfect. A flawless musical. It's funny, and it also made me cry like a little girl. And it actually helped me. At the time, I was seriously freaking out about my future career. Go back five or six entries, you'll see me kvetching over that shit. After seeing that musical, and listening to that message, I realize that I won't know what I'll be good at until I try. So I'm going to try. I'm going to get off my motherfucking ass and try.
Oh god. And that reminds me. There are some major assholes in my spanish class. I'm sure they regard me as That Asshole Who Speaks Up In Class and Asks Questions. Well, fuck them. They make excuses all the fucking time. "I'm tired." "I just changed medications." Guess what? I CHANGED MEDICATIONS EVERY WEEK IN HIGH SCHOOL. And I still got A's and B's and participated in class. Yeah, yeah. I had to drop out for a year and get my shit together, but it was for the best. They skipped me ahead a year in elementary school because I was well prepared for their shitty public schools. I graduated on time. But STILL. If this girl can get out of bed in the morning and drive/walk/scooter to class, then the bitch can pay attention. And so can the football player. I don't like her attitude. And you know what, my dosage on one of my meds was upped because my blood results showed that I needed it. I was born with a hypoactive thyroid gland. I need medication for it. When the mix isn't right, I'm tired, I'm cold, I feel shitty. BUT I STILL GET GOOD GRADES, BITCH. Transfer to Florida International University if you want to go to high school with tuition.
Anway. I have an A in my Spanish class thus far. Rock. And now I will go study. BECAUSE I AM NOT A LOSER.
Okay. I'm going to cheer myself up first: AVENUE Q WON! YES, Q CAN! YAY!
Update: I just bought two tickets to see The Pixies in Mizner Park in October.
Pick a goddamn lane and STICK WITH IT, ya chuckleheads.
Oh, but I still have good will. BECAUSE AVENUE Q WON. YAY. I will be dancing around the house and listening to the soundtrack ALL WEEK LONG.
I am singing right now.
Everyone's a little bit racist SOMETIMES
It doesn't mean we go around commiting HATE CRIMES
I LOVE IT. I love it, I love it, I love it. I've listened to it a squillion times, and I still laugh when poor closeted Rod sings about his girlfriend, who lives in Canada.
I wish you could meet
My girlfriend,
But you can't,
Because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her,
I can't wait to kiss
Her, so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta,
She lives in Vancou--
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes, I have a girlfriend.
Who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her
pussy again!
And it's a puppet singing it. A PUPPET. It's so awesome. When I first saw this show, I didn't realize that Rod and Nicky were supposed to be simulacrums of Bert and Ernie. I heard it only when i listened to the original cast recording for the first time. God, I love it.
Every single one of you, click this link here. Also, you should go here and listen to "Rod's Dilemma." It's cute. They recorded that for the Committee to win the 2004 Tony Award for Best Musical. AND THEY DID. Yay. And you should see it soon. Because the original cast? IS AWESOME. Ann Harada plays Christmas Eve, and she gives a pitch-perfect line reading of "Get a job!" -- it's her response to her husband singing "I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear," and it makes me laugh every time I hear it. And I laugh every time I hear Gary Coleman (yes, that Gary Coleman, except the role is played by a woman, so... it's not THAT Gary Coleman) sing, "Fuck you, lady! That's what stairs are for" in "Schadenfreude."
It's just... perfect. A flawless musical. It's funny, and it also made me cry like a little girl. And it actually helped me. At the time, I was seriously freaking out about my future career. Go back five or six entries, you'll see me kvetching over that shit. After seeing that musical, and listening to that message, I realize that I won't know what I'll be good at until I try. So I'm going to try. I'm going to get off my motherfucking ass and try.
Oh god. And that reminds me. There are some major assholes in my spanish class. I'm sure they regard me as That Asshole Who Speaks Up In Class and Asks Questions. Well, fuck them. They make excuses all the fucking time. "I'm tired." "I just changed medications." Guess what? I CHANGED MEDICATIONS EVERY WEEK IN HIGH SCHOOL. And I still got A's and B's and participated in class. Yeah, yeah. I had to drop out for a year and get my shit together, but it was for the best. They skipped me ahead a year in elementary school because I was well prepared for their shitty public schools. I graduated on time. But STILL. If this girl can get out of bed in the morning and drive/walk/scooter to class, then the bitch can pay attention. And so can the football player. I don't like her attitude. And you know what, my dosage on one of my meds was upped because my blood results showed that I needed it. I was born with a hypoactive thyroid gland. I need medication for it. When the mix isn't right, I'm tired, I'm cold, I feel shitty. BUT I STILL GET GOOD GRADES, BITCH. Transfer to Florida International University if you want to go to high school with tuition.
Anway. I have an A in my Spanish class thus far. Rock. And now I will go study. BECAUSE I AM NOT A LOSER.
Okay. I'm going to cheer myself up first: AVENUE Q WON! YES, Q CAN! YAY!
Update: I just bought two tickets to see The Pixies in Mizner Park in October.
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shake it, you won't break it.
[Edited on Jun 11, 2004 9:23AM]
and that was from a group e-vite, bitch!