Who wants to buy me a new video card? My monitor's all fucky looking. Well, it's not my monitor, because I plugged in a DIFFERENT monitor, and it's still fucky looking.
Also, some adware magically downloaded itself onto my computer overnight, and I blame it all on a security hole in internet explorer. So I restored my computer, but now the display is set at 1024x768. That means I have to put my glasses on before I look at anything on my computer. Everything on my monitor looks smaller, and it bugs, and I want it back the old way. How do I fix it? Explain it to me like I'm a small child or mentally deficient: slow.
And I have no idea what the fuck I want to do with my life. I have no-idea-what-I'm-going-to-do-in-life blues. How do I get a good job? Do I graduate next year and ask someone, "Please give me a job." I have jackshit on my resum. Woo hoo, retail. I guess I'll just apply for MSW programs and do social work. It's a living.

Also, some adware magically downloaded itself onto my computer overnight, and I blame it all on a security hole in internet explorer. So I restored my computer, but now the display is set at 1024x768. That means I have to put my glasses on before I look at anything on my computer. Everything on my monitor looks smaller, and it bugs, and I want it back the old way. How do I fix it? Explain it to me like I'm a small child or mentally deficient: slow.
And I have no idea what the fuck I want to do with my life. I have no-idea-what-I'm-going-to-do-in-life blues. How do I get a good job? Do I graduate next year and ask someone, "Please give me a job." I have jackshit on my resum. Woo hoo, retail. I guess I'll just apply for MSW programs and do social work. It's a living.
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That website made me cry.