Why did I decide to play the Bsuh presidential address driniing game? I am so drunk eright now.

Take a shot every time Bush evades answering a wuestion in in favor of his TALKING POINTS... Oh my god, I'm goign to die of alcohol poisoning. "If I had known/" "Hate freedom" "Soverignty and freedom of the Irqai people." Clinton's "law enforcement" approach to twrrorism. I should probab;ly stop taking shots wevery time he mentions the brave young women and men fighting in Iraq and that it's a just and good cause and I'm going to killllllllllllllllllll. KILL./

Ph my god, if he says the phrase "war footing" one more time or references that goddamn mustard gas on a turkey farm, Imma gonna pull an Elvis on my televions sert.

Oh, ass/ IO have class tomorrow morning. I'm going ot go bp[ass out. And cry. This guy has worse public speaking skills than my DAD. That's bad! Vad, bad,badkzsjfdhsaiufh...

BOOO. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE. Hate. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE. Hatehahthehwjkrhsuifh/.

Oh my god, did Bush just answer a question by saying, "Maybe I need to communicate better"? YOU THINK??? Maybe! I don't know. Oh my god that's tso awesome. Amd that was the last question. Awesome. Asshole. ASS